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Any embarrassing work Christmas Party stories?

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Ninjja

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I had mine yesterday and for the most part it was uneventful, but there was lots of good food and drink and people came into work looking decidedly hungover this morning. Post your stories, if any, here.

Edit: I just heard now that some attorneys hooked up yesterday and that a paralegal I work with spilt her drink on our boss' skirt. But other than that, nothing huge.

Edit 2: Actually last year, a paralegal tried to steal a picture off the wall....apparently our law firm is known for it's huge art collection. He made it to the bathroom with it, and propped it over the men's urinal. He also "sandwiched" our boss on the dance floor with another paralegal, which, if you know our boss, is a dangerous and heroic thing to have done. hehe
 
2 years ago where I used to work, some kid got so dunk that they had to call the paramedics to get him out of the building so he could get his stomach pumped.. Everyone was mad because my boss (at the time) closed the in-house bar right after the incident. Good times.
 
Originally posted by: Hoober
My company doesn't have Christmas parties. I think it's cause they're a bunch of liberal commies.
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When I was a Property Mananger I use to hate going to Christmas Parties. Nothing is more annoying than hanging around a bunch a drunk Real Estate Agents... well maybe going to a Car Dealers Chrsitmas party. Some kind of people.
 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Hoober
My company doesn't have Christmas parties. I think it's cause they're a bunch of liberal commies.
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When I was a Property Mananger I use to hate going to Christmas Parties. Nothing is more annoying than hanging around a bunch a drunk Real Estate Agents... well maybe going to a Car Dealers Chrsitmas party. Some kind of people.
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This would be a bunch of ITS geeks. To tell you the truth, I'm not really all that surprised. Every time we get together for meetings it's like the life gets sucked out of the room. There's absolutely no 'outside' work relationships going on around here. Friends or otherwise. I just think it'd be nice to have free booze on the company from time to time.
 
no embarassing stories to post here. i do have another xmas party on thurs though, so maybe ill have something then? i doubt it though.
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
no embarassing stories to post here. i do have another xmas party on thurs though, so maybe ill have something then? i doubt it though.
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can i come?
 
Originally posted by: Ninjja
Originally posted by: maziwanka
no embarassing stories to post here. i do have another xmas party on thurs though, so maybe ill have something then? i doubt it though.
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can i come?
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we can't bring ppl to our xmas parties. plus you didnt bring me to yours (haha)
 
hells ya. one year my boss got so drunk we had him down on the floor tickling him until he gave us all another personal day. hahaha
 
A few years ago when I lived in Atlanta, one of the (old, ugly, female) vice presidents got really drunk and hung all over me a lot of the rest of the night...


...in spite of my wife being there. My wife and I spent a lot of effort trying to avoid her.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
A few years ago when I lived in Atlanta, one of the (old, ugly, female) vice presidents got really drunk and hung all over me a lot of the rest of the night...


...in spite of my wife being there. My wife and I spent a lot of effort trying to avoid her.
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omg. that's horrendous!! hahahaha. Was your wife pissed? and did the VP seem awkward the next day??
 
None now, but when I was at my catering job ten years ago:

- We had a walk in freezer, and a guy spilled some margarita on one of the shelves. He went to lick it off and his tongue got stuck to the metal rack. Then the two kitchen sluts thought it would be funny if one of them stuck their nipples to the rack. Yeah, they stuck....and wouldn't detach :Q We had to pour hot water on this girl's boobs to get them unstuck ( or call the fire department). When they came off they were like 2" long each and really sore. She said she couldn't wear a bra for a week afterwards (+ she was super embarrased that the whole company saw her boobies after she sobered up).

- One guy passed out, so we stripped him down to his boxers and laid him out at the crosswalk in 30F. The cops found him and returned him to us, and we got a fine for disorderly conduct.

- Last company I worked at some hose beast got drunk and claimed to be the "BJ Queen" then did like 12 guys (there was a line to a broom closet). I passed on that (being married and trustworthy and all) because she had a cold sore and half of them came down with herpes :disgust: (served them right)

There's more, but I'm under a gag order 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
None now, but when I was at my catering job ten years ago:

- We had a walk in freezer, and a guy spilled some margarita on one of the shelves. He went to lick it off and his tongue got stuck to the metal rack. Then the two kitchen sluts thought it would be funny if one of them stuck their nipples to the rack. Yeah, they stuck....and wouldn't detach :Q We had to pour hot water on this girl's boobs to get them unstuck ( or call the fire department). When they came off they were like 2" long each and really sore. She said she couldn't wear a bra for a week afterwards (+ she was super embarrased that the whole company saw her boobies after she sobered up).

- One guy passed out, so we stripped him down to his boxers and laid him out at the crosswalk in 30F. The cops found him and returned him to us, and we got a fine for disorderly conduct.

- Last company I worked at some hose beast got drunk and claimed to be the "BJ Queen" then did like 12 guys (there was a line to a broom closet). I passed on that (being married and trustworthy and all) because she had a cold sore and half of them came down with herpes :disgust: (served them right)

There's more, but I'm under a gag order 😀
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omg. that last story is fvcking nasty. what the fvck company did you work for?
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
None now, but when I was at my catering job ten years ago:

- We had a walk in freezer, and a guy spilled some margarita on one of the shelves. He went to lick it off and his tongue got stuck to the metal rack. Then the two kitchen sluts thought it would be funny if one of them stuck their nipples to the rack. Yeah, they stuck....and wouldn't detach :Q We had to pour hot water on this girl's boobs to get them unstuck ( or call the fire department). When they came off they were like 2" long each and really sore. She said she couldn't wear a bra for a week afterwards (+ she was super embarrased that the whole company saw her boobies after she sobered up).

- One guy passed out, so we stripped him down to his boxers and laid him out at the crosswalk in 30F. The cops found him and returned him to us, and we got a fine for disorderly conduct.

- Last company I worked at some hose beast got drunk and claimed to be the "BJ Queen" then did like 12 guys (there was a line to a broom closet). I passed on that (being married and trustworthy and all) because she had a cold sore and half of them came down with herpes :disgust: (served them right)

There's more, but I'm under a gag order 😀
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wow 😕
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: Fritzo
None now, but when I was at my catering job ten years ago:

- We had a walk in freezer, and a guy spilled some margarita on one of the shelves. He went to lick it off and his tongue got stuck to the metal rack. Then the two kitchen sluts thought it would be funny if one of them stuck their nipples to the rack. Yeah, they stuck....and wouldn't detach :Q We had to pour hot water on this girl's boobs to get them unstuck ( or call the fire department). When they came off they were like 2" long each and really sore. She said she couldn't wear a bra for a week afterwards (+ she was super embarrased that the whole company saw her boobies after she sobered up).

- One guy passed out, so we stripped him down to his boxers and laid him out at the crosswalk in 30F. The cops found him and returned him to us, and we got a fine for disorderly conduct.

- Last company I worked at some hose beast got drunk and claimed to be the "BJ Queen" then did like 12 guys (there was a line to a broom closet). I passed on that (being married and trustworthy and all) because she had a cold sore and half of them came down with herpes :disgust: (served them right)

There's more, but I'm under a gag order 😀
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omg. that last story is fvcking nasty. what the fvck company did you work for?
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I was a team leader at a factory that supplied parts for Philips/Magnovox. Most of the workers were trailer park class, so no suprise there. Then to think they all went home to their wives and spread the bug. Ugh...never work in a factory.

 
Originally posted by: Ninjja
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
A few years ago when I lived in Atlanta, one of the (old, ugly, female) vice presidents got really drunk and hung all over me a lot of the rest of the night...


...in spite of my wife being there. My wife and I spent a lot of effort trying to avoid her.
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omg. that's horrendous!! hahahaha. Was your wife pissed? and did the VP seem awkward the next day??
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My wife wasn't really mad about it (we still laugh about it every now and again), and I don't think the VP remembered anything.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: Fritzo
None now, but when I was at my catering job ten years ago:

- We had a walk in freezer, and a guy spilled some margarita on one of the shelves. He went to lick it off and his tongue got stuck to the metal rack. Then the two kitchen sluts thought it would be funny if one of them stuck their nipples to the rack. Yeah, they stuck....and wouldn't detach :Q We had to pour hot water on this girl's boobs to get them unstuck ( or call the fire department). When they came off they were like 2" long each and really sore. She said she couldn't wear a bra for a week afterwards (+ she was super embarrased that the whole company saw her boobies after she sobered up).

- One guy passed out, so we stripped him down to his boxers and laid him out at the crosswalk in 30F. The cops found him and returned him to us, and we got a fine for disorderly conduct.

- Last company I worked at some hose beast got drunk and claimed to be the "BJ Queen" then did like 12 guys (there was a line to a broom closet). I passed on that (being married and trustworthy and all) because she had a cold sore and half of them came down with herpes :disgust: (served them right)

There's more, but I'm under a gag order 😀
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omg. that last story is fvcking nasty. what the fvck company did you work for?
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I was a team leader at a factory that supplied parts for Philips/Magnovox. Most of the workers were trailer park class, so no suprise there. Then to think they all went home to their wives and spread the bug. Ugh...never work in a factory.
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so sad...
 
A few years ago I got hit on by my boss's wife. She was very drunk and it was absurdly embarrassing and uncomfortable for me. I tried to back away but got trapped between a chair and the table for a good 10 minutes. Took awhile to live that one down.
 
My unit party is tomorrow, I hope somebody good drew my name in the secret santa grab ! Presents,lots of food, can't beat it 😛
 
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