I got one!
It happened about 25 years ago in D.C. Georgetown area.
I got off the metro trains in virginia and walked across the Q bridge then onto M street.
While heading towards the stone bridge that leads to foggy bottom I was wearing my Sony Walkman mega bass at volume ten.
A very well expensive dressed man tried to stop me with some concern in his eyes and I kept walking as I knew I did not do anything.
But he seemed to follow me so I took the ear buds out of my ear to see what he was saying.....
YOU HIT MY CAR!
No I didn't!
The man replies: I'm calling the police.
ME: Ok go ahead I'm going to Subway to eat! Have fun!
So I am in line and the police come and they handcuff me.
I request to have one hand be free so I can take out my drivers lic.
I also take out my metro all day pass.
Cops then look at my id then call it in.
Cop: so he says you hit his car... now 5 other police were surrounding me and customers were scared and looking at me with angry eyes.
I kept smiling and say no I did not officer. I used my boarding pass for metro and laugh and mention out loud perhaps the metro train hit him?
The cops uncuff me and let me stay in line for my order.
customers in line asked what I did. and then tell the story to them and they all laugh at the angry lying lawyer outside now being berated by the cops and the remaining cops inside laugh along with the customers.
It was a good victory for me that night.
It happened about 25 years ago in D.C. Georgetown area.
I got off the metro trains in virginia and walked across the Q bridge then onto M street.
While heading towards the stone bridge that leads to foggy bottom I was wearing my Sony Walkman mega bass at volume ten.
A very well expensive dressed man tried to stop me with some concern in his eyes and I kept walking as I knew I did not do anything.
But he seemed to follow me so I took the ear buds out of my ear to see what he was saying.....
YOU HIT MY CAR!
No I didn't!
The man replies: I'm calling the police.
ME: Ok go ahead I'm going to Subway to eat! Have fun!
So I am in line and the police come and they handcuff me.
I request to have one hand be free so I can take out my drivers lic.
I also take out my metro all day pass.
Cops then look at my id then call it in.
Cop: so he says you hit his car... now 5 other police were surrounding me and customers were scared and looking at me with angry eyes.
I kept smiling and say no I did not officer. I used my boarding pass for metro and laugh and mention out loud perhaps the metro train hit him?
The cops uncuff me and let me stay in line for my order.
customers in line asked what I did. and then tell the story to them and they all laugh at the angry lying lawyer outside now being berated by the cops and the remaining cops inside laugh along with the customers.
It was a good victory for me that night.
