Anthrax? No. A much worse thing to worry about. Men beware!

GodBlessTheUSA

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With the panic ensuing regarding Anthrax, the media causing much of the panic, let's get down to earth.
Enough of letting the terrorists get their way. They are causing terror. We can't let them win

Now for the post.

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars
to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. A
Scotland Yard spokesman said "There is a drug around called "beer" and it is
generally in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual
predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

The shocking statistic is that "beer" is available virtually anywhere!

All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer"
and simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally
rendered helpless against such attacks. After several "beers" men will often
succumb to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women
whom they would never normally be attracted to.
Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of
exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling
that something bad occurred." Please! Forward this to every male you
know. If you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women
administering it. There are male support groups with venues in every town
where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open
and frank manner with a bunch of similarly-affected like-minded guys.

You¹ll find the nearest support group near you under 'Public Houses' in
the Yellow Pages.
 

firestar46

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<< Water works for me as well >>



What? They actually give you something? Those damn b*tches usually just hit me over the head and drag me to their lair...
 

azazyel

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<< I've known a few guys who had the same reaction to air. >>


LOL...
 

khtm

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<< I've known a few guys who had the same reaction to air. >>



Are you suggesting that you are a "horrific looking" woman?
 

firestar46

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<< when getting a drink offer from a girl--doesn't this exclude about 95% of this forum? :) >>



lol.../me thanks god for being in that 5 percent...