Answer me this America

[Sea Moose]

Wtf does a twinkee taste like?

Cant get them here.

They are in Zombie land

 

[AstroManLuca]

They taste like unicorn poop.

 

[moshquerade]

like a spooge filled sponge

 

[monk3y]

Really soft cake with cream in the center... Cream is not too sweet.

 

[Sea Moose]

Really soft cake with cream in the center... Cream is not too sweet.

Ok

They do look like spooge filled cakes.

How does a deep fried twinkee taste?

 

[IronWing]

Like Kiwi men.

 

[vi edit]

Do you have those yellow sponge cakes that you make strawberry shortcake with? It's like those...but sweeter and a little more moist with a whip cream center.

Zingers are better though. Especially the chocolate ones. Now you have chocolate sponge cake with a big strip of chocolate icing on top. With the whip cream center. Two of those are like 500 calories of diabeetus inducing glee.

 

[Sea Moose]

Like Kiwi men.

I am an Aussie not a Kiwi

 

[IronWing]

Twinkees are also fireproof.

 

[IronWing]

I am an Aussie not a Kiwi

The statement stands.

 

[Sea Moose]

The statement stands.

 

[grrl]

In a word, pretty f*cking gross. Unless you're a kid.

 

[spaceman]

its a yellow cake sweet.vanilla flavor maybe?
with a creamish sugary filling
pretty goddamn good
i dont eat em all that often
but to say theyre bas..
yeah
if there so bad how come everyone knows what one is?

 

[moshquerade]

too soon? : /

 

[Sea Moose]

too soon? : /



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I see what you did there?

Loads of innocent merrycans died that day

 

[moshquerade]

I see what you did there?

Loads of innocent merrycans died that day

yes :\

 

[spaceman]

moose they musthave twinkies in australia
no?
dont listen to the ndetractors
try em yourself

 

[techs]

like a spooge filled sponge

/winner

 

[Sea Moose]

They have a couple of merrycan candy stores around but none have twinkees

 

[geno]

like a spooge filled sponge

How do you know what a spooge-filled sponge tastes like? :hmm:

 

[DrPizza]

Ever gag because something's too sweet? Some people must eat a shitload of sweets to desensitize their palates to twinkies.

edit: google images, here's an image that popped up while searching for twinkies:

I assume twinkies are very popular in Mississippi.

The Texas State Fair had introduced the fried Twinkie to great popular acclaim,

 

[moshquerade]

How do you know what a spooge-filled sponge tastes like? :hmm:

()

 

[Sea Moose]

How do you know what a spooge-filled sponge tastes like? :hmm:

I was gonna ask this when she first posted it....

 

[Cogman]

Ever eaten something and think "Man, this is going to give me diabetes!" Think of that thing, multiply it by 1000, and you have a diabetes roll, err, twinkie. They do taste good though

 

[Slapstick]

I have a co-worker that has a twinkie that's been on his desk for over 5 years. Looks the same as the day he bought it. Talk about something with preservatives in IT! He also has a can of chocolate pudding that's been there for 5 or 6 years and a box of Bunny Cakes that old too. I guess he's storing food for the Zombie Apocalypse.