A man goes into a supermarket and buys a tube of toothpaste, a bottle of Pepsi, a bag of tortilla chips, and a frozen pizza. The cute girl at the register looks at him and says, "Single, huh?"
Sarcastically the guy sneers, "How?d you guess?"
She replies, "Because you?re f**king ugly."
I suppose this is where I must come clean with my source since I've
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Sarcastically the guy sneers, "How?d you guess?"
She replies, "Because you?re f**king ugly."
I suppose this is where I must come clean with my source since I've
already made some enemies on the forums.
Maxim Online has a buttload of jokes separated by categories: Redneck jokes,
Bar Jokes, Drunk Jokes, Ugly Jokes. Warning: not for the easily disturbed or faint of
heart.
