Another typical day at work

[Pepsei]

My co-worker Ian, who will turn 40 soon and is having a 80?s theme new wave dance party this coming weekend. It seems like there?s always an albatross sitting on his right shoulder wherever he goes. Without fail, he would click on a link someone sent him from MySpace, and within seconds, his computer is infected with spywares galore before his hard drive chokes and die. Okay, I made up the last part. But it wouldn?t surprise me if it happens.

Well, at work today, we were talking about this actress Lauren Holly. This guy gets on the internet and starts to find some pictures of her to see if he recognizes her. I guess he missed her performance as Bruce Lee?s wife in the movie Dragon. At any rate, I don?t know what search engine he was using. As he clicks on a link, our boss walked in to see that Ian is looking at a hardcore pornographic picture of a nubile nude white woman next to an ebony stump that must?ve taken up the entire LCD screen. And at work, we use 21? LCDs. You get the picture.

As Ian tries furiously to close out the screen, his computer decides that it is a good time to spin the hard drive for no reason and halt all process for 30 seconds. Ah it was a fun day at work.

Happy birthday buddy. :beer:

 

[hypn0tik]

0wned.

 

[HN]

what'd the boss say?

 

[CPA]

lol, idiot.

 

[Biggerhammer]

TTIWWP

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: HN
what'd the boss say?

"Send me that link"

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: HN
what'd the boss say?

he shook his head and walked right back out.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: HN
what'd the boss say?

he shook his head and walked right back out.

haha...at least he seems to understand

 

[VoteQuimby]

lol pwnd

 

[PingSpike]

He should have just played it off casually.

"What? No anal? This blows."

 

[DaShen]

What a tard.

 

[Ricochet]

LOL. Goodness gracious! I bet your coworker Ian is a real fun guy to be around though.

 

[NaOH]

I wish my work environment was as fun as yours =(

 

[Syrch]

LOL i think Ian is me lol this crap happens to me all the time.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: ricochet
LOL. Goodness gracious! I bet your coworker Ian is a real fun guy to be around though.

yes, his adhd kicks in around afternoon and the fun picks up. he love mustangs, and modification of cars is his hobby. one time he swap out the hood (i know nothing about cars, so i don't know why you'd want to swap out the hood). i guess he didn't screw it in tightly enoug. (how is that possible? but i guess it happens)

i think having your hood suddenly pop open and snap off while you're driving is not fun.

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: ricochet
LOL. Goodness gracious! I bet your coworker Ian is a real fun guy to be around though.

yes, his adhd kicks in around afternoon and the fun picks up. he love mustangs, and modification of cars is his hobby. one time he swap out the hood (i know nothing about cars, so i don't know why you'd want to swap out the hood). i guess he didn't screw it in tightly enoug. (how is that possible? but i guess it happens)

i think having your hood suddenly pop open and snap off while you're driving is not fun.

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[thejackal1]

this dude sounds fun