Another Thread of Riddles

[Spooner]

Hey, I'm bored here. Hit me with some riddles.

I suppose I should have started it off... but I'm bored and lazy. Wow.... could I get any worse?

 

[bjb86s]

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it, and the rich don't want it,
If you eat it, you will die?

 

[LordMaul]

What is a...

Impersonator of "The Law"...who kind of protects, but never touches anyone. You never see him in person but you talk to him and know he's there. He'll lock up the bad stuff but you can always go both in and out of it...

hehehehe...

 

[bjb86s]

<< What is a...

Impersonator of "The Law"...who kind of protects, but never touches anyone. You never see him in person but you talk to him and know he's there. He'll lock up the bad stuff but you can always go both in and out of it...

hehehehe... >>



on that note... here's a riddle!

What starts with C, ends with T and has U and N in the middle? (Scroll down for answer)


















COCONUT

 

[Spooner]

<< What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it, and the rich don't want it,
If you eat it, you will die? >>


C'mon! Oldest riddle in the book. Answer: Nothing.



<< Impersonator of "The Law"...who kind of protects, but never touches anyone. You never see him in person but you talk to him and know he's there. He'll lock up the bad stuff but you can always go both in and out of it... >>


Is this really a riddle? Not sure if i get it

 

[Pundit]

More of a logic thing than a riddle. And it's probably well know, but wtf...

I can throw a ball, make it stop in mid-air, and have it return to my hand. How do I do this?

 

[andaval]

Just throw it straight up. At some point it will stop going up and start going down, and in between it will have zero velocity.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Just throw it straight up. At some point it will stop going up and start going down, and in between it will have zero velocity. >>


Yawp...

 

[LordMaul]

Sorry, I was just assing.


BTW, the answer would be an AnandTech Moderator.

 

[rml]

An old but still funny one: (hope it is not a repost, I definitely not read it here)


What is this?

Every male person has it.
Some people have longer one, some has shorter one.
He will give it to his wife.


















Ans: Lastname

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Sorry, I was just assing.
BTW, the answer would be an AnandTech Moderator. >>


Ha ha

 

[ProviaFan]

<< An old but still funny one: (hope it is not a repost, I definitely not read it here)
What is this?
Every male person has it.
Some people have longer one, some has shorter one.
He will give it to his wife.

Ans: Lastname >>


ROTFLMAO