Brutuskend
Lifer
Three guys are discussing their previous night's love making.
The Italian guy says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil. then we make wonderful love, she screamed for 5 minutes".
The Frenchman says, "I smooth sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour".
The Jewish guy says "I covered my wife's body with schmaltz (Chicken fat). We made love, she screamed for six hours".
The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
He shrugs, "I wiped my hands on the drapes!"
