Another stolen joke for those that did not appreciate the 1st - Phone hookup

[episodic]

A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I'll have to get back to you then." He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"

"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."

 

[olds]

:thumbsdown:

 

[BigJ]

Don't quit your day job.

 

[aplefka]

I'm sorry but Brutuskend has the job under control. It's getting old man. Come up with something original.

 

[KoolDrew]

LOL

 

[Colt45]

0.1/10

 

[Malak]

Rerun. Already read that reader's digest... Like, a long long time ago too.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: aplefka
I'm sorry but Brutuskend has the job under control. It's getting old man. Come up with something original.

This guy makes his living riding others coattails.

 

[vtecluder]

Originally posted by: episodic
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I'll have to get back to you then." He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"

"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."

Dude u suck at stealing :thumbsdown:

 

[Mo0o]

You dont even make an effort to post funny jokes , you just post sh1tty jokes to troll and have people flame you and get attention.

 

[jjones]

Once again, 404.

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
You dont even make an effort to post funny jokes , you just post sh1tty jokes to troll and have people flame you and get attention.

I don't believe I have ever trolled.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: Mo0o
You dont even make an effort to post funny jokes , you just post sh1tty jokes to troll and have people flame you and get attention.

I don't believe I have ever trolled.

Have you ever posted?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Don't quit your day job.

Yep.