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Another remake of: The Thing

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0905372/

At an Antarctica research site, the discovery of an alien craft leads to a confrontation between graduate student Kate Lloyd and scientist Dr. Sander Halvorson. While Dr. Halvorson keeps to his research, Kate partners with Sam Carter, a helicopter pilot, to pursue the alien life form.



I so don't have my hopes up.
 

Pardus

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Remakes and more remakes for 2011.. no new ideas in sight.

Death Race 2
Zombieland 2
National Treasure 3
Final Destination 5
Superman: Requiem
Transformers 3
Hangover 2
Super Troopers 2
Monsters, Inc. 2
Spider-man 4
 

techs

Lifer
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Remakes and more remakes for 2011.. no new ideas in sight.

Death Race 2
Zombieland 2
National Treasure 3
Final Destination 5
Superman: Requiem
Transformers 3
Hangover 2
Super Troopers 2
Monsters, Inc. 2
Spider-man 4

Wholly remake, Batman!
 

techs

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there are women in it

fail

First cast member listed:
winstead1.jpg

Strange definiton of Fail;)
 
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Nik

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Nobody can beat John Carpenter's version. It won't ever be topped.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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That's not the original.


Nope, this is

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044121/


These movies are based on a story "Who goes there?" and the second flick was much closer to it.

It's going to be tough to beat the Kurt Russel version. I'm sure the special effects will be cool and all, but that doesn't make for a scary movie. It just gets the actors off the hook so they don't have to act.
 

Nik

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HEY SWEDEN!

hehe

Also...

*pours whiskey into computer after losing chess match

"Cheating bitch."

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techs

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Having women adds the idea that the Thing can infect others thru hot, sweaty, steamy sex.
 

Nik

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Having women adds the idea that the Thing can infect others thru hot, sweaty, steamy sex.

which is completely not what the movie is about and would ruin it

if I want to see tits, I'll watch porn

I don't understand why so many writers and directors feel the need for sex in every movie they write.
 

Mermaidman

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. . . It's going to be tough to beat the Kurt Russel version. I'm sure the special effects will be cool and all, but that doesn't make for a scary movie. It just gets the actors off the hook so they don't have to act.
Rob Bottin's special efx in the Carpenter version was incredible and better than some of the CGI crap nowadays.

Wanna bet that there'll be a 3-D version of the new Thing?

edit: It's a 'prequel!' I guess the Norwegians wanna tell their side of the story.
 
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Nik

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A prequel? Cool. I wanna see that dude slice his own throat, bleed out, and quickly freeze.
 

Nik

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Arctic has no land, just a giant floating ice cap.

Antarctic actually has land.

who cares, though?
 

Nik

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I thought he lived in West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where he spent most of his days?