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[Infos]

Lawyers Threaten Open-Source Movement

 

[Viper0329]

:|

 

[MrMilney]

What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

 

[AMDPwred]

I don't know...what?

 

[DDCSpeed]

Dead?

 

[Damaged]

<< What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? >>


A good start. Or pollution. I prefer the first answer though.

 

[Nevo]

<< What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? >>



A good start!

 

[Viperoni]

I got a really nasty lawyer joke......probably not approapriate for the forum......PM me for it

 

[Martin]

What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One's a bottom crawling scum sucker and the other is a fish.


What is the difference between dead lawyer and a dead dog on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

 

[Bluga]

They are hired by M$

 

[Damaged]

Oooh, are we doing lawyer jokes now?

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.

You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer. You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.

How do you save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

What do you have if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?
A shortage of cement.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

How do you tell if a lawyer is actually dead?
Hold out your wallet. (but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.