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another funny thing

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TechBoyJK

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I used to work in tech sales, which was at the front door, so I would end up greeting people as they walked in.

Some so-so girl walks in with a floppy disk in her hand and says "I need a floppy dick"

I withheld my laughter and the rush of innuendos that came into mind and nicely pointed her to the isle that had floppy disks......
 
If you laughed at her (and she would realize what she just said), then it would have been her last visit to the shop (or whatever)
 
I worked at Office Max for a while. People always came in looking for something "about like this" and they'd do this little hand motion of a 12" cube every single time. Once I was allowed to do the store closing announcement over the intercom that I did in the style of The Count from Sesame Street. "The store will be closing in 7, 6, 5 minutes!" Good times.
 
the officemax I worked at was close to an airforce base. So there was always beautiful airforce chicks working there. The only problem was they were always married, but their hubbies were shipped off. The girls were cheatin hoes. I had chances with several of them but couldnt do it because of the circumstances.
 
Originally posted by: Calin
If you laughed at her (and she would realize what she just said), then it would have been her last visit to the shop (or whatever)
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Or he may have scored. Worth the risk, IMO.
 
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