Another dumb kid trend, snorting Smarties

[SamQuint]

Kids are snorting smarties to pretend like they are doing cocaine? WTFD_O

What the hell is wrong with kids today?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...raze-kids-crush-candies-inhale-dust-nose.html

Parents in Rhode Island are being warned that their children could succumb to horrifying infestations of nasal maggots worming in their noses, internal bleeding and lung infections if they continue snorting Smarties candies.
The skin-crawling consequences of the unusual trend which seeks to imitate cocaine users seen on television, are caused by a condition called nasal myiasis - which occurs when flies lay larvae eggs inside the nose - attracted by the rotting candy rammed up inside the lining.
According to officials in Portsmouth Middle School, the trend is a 'widespread phenomenon' that has been sweeping YouTube in recent years and has involved over a dozen students in the area.

 

[Jodell88]

What's wrong with a little bout of Myiasis?

 

[PenguinPower]

I snorted pixy stix from time to time when I was a kid...what a rush.

 

[DaTT]

I snorted pixy stix from time to time when I was a kid...what a rush.

Gateway drug to cocaine. Must ban pixy stix.

 

[SamQuint]

At least the little idiots will get some nose worms for their stupidity.

 

[gorcorps]

I've seen Futurama

worms can only be good for you

 

[Iron Woode]

pfft, if you're not snorting tic-tacs then you're doing it wrong.

 

[Iron Woode]

wait, those aren't smarties.

 

[SamQuint]

Well now when I give kids Smarties for Halloween the kids will be happy.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Gateway drug to cocaine.

Truth

 

[Iron Woode]

Gateway drug to skittles. Must ban pixy stix.

FTFY

 

[vi edit]

I snorted pixy stix from time to time when I was a kid...what a rush.

Duh. Pixy Stix are the obvious choice. Hell it even comes with it's own straw FFS! It's like they are encouraging you to snort it.

 

[sandorski]

Hopefully Canadian kids don't try this.

 

[Broheim]

wait, those aren't smarties.

exactly what I was thinking... these are smarties

 

[IronWing]

Almost worth it just to sneeze up maggots on someone.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Sounds like a great idea. One pack of smarties would get you a delicious drip going for the rest of the day.

 

[Ruptga]

Kids these days? Snorting candy may be the fad of the month, but it is hardly a new idea.

 

[Jeraden]

My son (13, 7th grade) was just telling me like a week ago that kids were doing this at his school. I said I sure hope you aren't one of the ones doing it too!

 

[IronWing]

Now we need to compare snorting Smarties to snorting Dum Dums.

 

[zinfamous]

sadly, this is not new.

 

[IronWing]

sadly, this is not new.

How did you rid yourself of the maggots?

 

[BlitzPuppet]

Kids these days? Snorting candy may be the fad of the month, but it is hardly a new idea.

haha yeah...I remember a friend of mine snorting some altoids back when I was a freshman/sophomore in high school. Kids are idiots.

 

[zinfamous]

How did you rid yourself of the maggots?

Isopropanol enemas are really effective.

 

[Ns1]

what the fuck ever happened to kids just doing coke? lol

 

[IronWing]

Isopropanol enemas are really effective.

Thanks, I'll give it a try.