thought I'd add one of my favorite jokes:
Young guy sitting in a bar, sipping his beer. An old, obviously drunk guy comes waddling up to him, and says, "Man, I slept with your mama last night."
Young guy looks at him, rolls his eyes, and goes back to drinking his beer.
A little while later the old guy comes back, and says "Man, your mama was the best lay I ever had."
Young guy looks at him, rolls his eyes again, goes back to his beer.
Again, the old guy comes back and says, "Man, your mama gave the best blowjob I've ever had."
Young guy finally turns to the old guy and says, "Dad, just go home."
Young guy sitting in a bar, sipping his beer. An old, obviously drunk guy comes waddling up to him, and says, "Man, I slept with your mama last night."
Young guy looks at him, rolls his eyes, and goes back to drinking his beer.
A little while later the old guy comes back, and says "Man, your mama was the best lay I ever had."
Young guy looks at him, rolls his eyes again, goes back to his beer.
Again, the old guy comes back and says, "Man, your mama gave the best blowjob I've ever had."
Young guy finally turns to the old guy and says, "Dad, just go home."
I saw that coming a mile away, but I still smiled.
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