Another ~7400 calories down the hatch...

[EliteRetard]

More trans fat and cholesterol than you can shake a stick at.
Just (barely) finished off another quad of jacks box meals.
One of each, plus the 4 rootbeers.
Was easier the first time.

I'm going to go have a food coma now, see you in 16-20 hours. If I don't report back after 24 hours call the coroner, I likely had a heart attack and died.

Seriously.

 

[Berliner]

I don't want to be your stomach right now.

Or, ever.

Get better soon, I guess?

 

[tfinch2]

Why would you do that?

 

[Krazy4Real]

Wtf? No self control eh?

 

[UglyCasanova]

Why? Were you that hungry, or just to see if you could do it?

 

[Remobz]

More trans fat and cholesterol than you can shake a stick at.
Just (barely) finished off another quad of jacks box meals.
One of each, plus the 4 rootbeers.
Was easier the first time.

I'm going to go have a food coma now, see you in 16-20 hours. If I don't report back after 24 hours call the coroner, I likely had a heart attack and died.

Seriously.

What is this quad of jacks box meals you speak of?

 

[OverVolt]

Gonna make yourself allergic.

 

[Sinsear]

Nice work

 

[MagickMan]

Wouldn't a gun be more efficient?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Gotta spend that cash somehow. :thumbsup:

 

[Mixolydian]

7400 calories wouldn't make me gain an ounce. :\

 

[Xcobra]

OP's name fits the thread.

 

[jaedaliu]

7400 calories wouldn't make me gain an ounce. :\

Pretty darn close to an excess of 2lb of fat calories. So likely to gain 32 ounces if your body could somehow absorb that much.

 

[PliotronX]

Frickin' rub it in, the nearest Jack In The Box is 500 miles away Where I lived in California, there was a 24-hour Jack two blocks from my home. To make matters worse there's no In'N'Out here.

 

[jaedaliu]

Frickin' rub it in, the nearest Jack In The Box is 500 miles away Where I lived in California, there was a 24-hour Jack two blocks from my home. To make matters worse there's no In'N'Out here.

I'm going home for Christmas. I'll be sure to have some Jack in the Box and In'n'Out in your honor. My wife might not get it when I pour some of my soda on the ground and say your username, but don't worry, I'll still do it.

 

[soulcougher73]

OPs name is at least fitting

 

[PliotronX]

I'm going home for Christmas. I'll be sure to have some Jack in the Box and In'n'Out in your honor. My wife might not get it when I pour some of my soda on the ground and say your username, but don't worry, I'll still do it.

Makes me so happy

 

[T_Yamamoto]

must be high

 

[AViking]

I'm tempted to report your post since it sounds like a cry for help. Are you trying to commit suicide?

 

[PottedMeat]

...wait 4 of these? http://www.jackinthebox.com/food/jacks-munchie-meals

OP's gut must be in agony right now

 

[Krazy4Real]

OP's gut must be in agony right now

I'm pretty sure he's dead now.

 

[boomhower]

I could probably get one down if I had to but four is just insane. 400 grams of fat 100 of which is saturated fat.

 

[ultimatebob]

Jack In The Box doesn't still use oil with trans fats... do they?

 

[SlitheryDee]

I could do that if I could spread it out over the entire day. Once I ate 3 super sonic bacon double cheeseburgers and a sonic chicken strip plate in one sitting. That's like 4700 calories. I only tried that once though, and I got sick as shit.

 

[Zargon]

More trans fat and cholesterol than you can shake a stick at.
Just (barely) finished off another quad of jacks box meals.
One of each, plus the 4 rootbeers.
Was easier the first time.

I'm going to go have a food coma now, see you in 16-20 hours. If I don't report back after 24 hours call the coroner, I likely had a heart attack and died.

Seriously.

dang, I dont feel as bad for having a 5 pack of weinerschnitzel chili dogs for lunch Thursday