Annoying Co-Worker -- FML

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: lokiju
Headphones man.

I tune out everything all day long.

The guy next to me uses headphones. I'm debating if this is a good idea.

I'd hate for my boss to have to tap me to get my attention.

That's one of the reasons I haven't done that. The other is I like to hear him coming.

 

[nerp]

How about bucking up and realizing that the world doesn't revolve around you. You're probably annoying as hell but are too wrapped up in paying attention to the woman next to you to realize it. You're so weak willed and mentally chained to your physical surroundings that you can't block it out? If you were a Zen Buddhist, you'd be a crummy one.

 

[Firebot]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Walk over, assume a stance of dominance, and offer her some throat lubrication.

Fixed.

 

[biggestmuff]

You could 'Multiple Miggs' her.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: nerp
How about bucking up and realizing that the world doesn't revolve around you. You're probably annoying as hell but are too wrapped up in paying attention to the woman next to you to realize it. You're so weak willed and mentally chained to your physical surroundings that you can't block it out? If you were a Zen Buddhist, you'd be a crummy one.

When the hell did he ever claim to be a Zen Buddhist? That was so arbitrary...

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Stabbing always helps.

This was already suggested:

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Walk over and offer her some throat lubrication.

 

[Auggie]

It could be allergies, or a lingering cough. I'd just tell you to calm the eff down.

Oh, and the FML thing? Man, if a person coughing is the worst thing you've got going on, your life sounds pretty good.

 

[FDF12389]

Maintain your stance of dominance and ask her to stop.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: lokiju
Headphones man.

I tune out everything all day long.

The guy next to me uses headphones. I'm debating if this is a good idea.

I'd hate for my boss to have to tap me to get my attention.

That's one of the reasons I haven't done that. The other is I like to hear him coming.

Meh, I don't care.

I have nothing to hide.

If I have AT up on one monitor I at last have half a dozen servers I'm RDP'd into at any given time on the other.

I can nef and work at the same time.

 

[Pegun]

Grammer fail: Women: More than one Woman.

Otherwise, headphones

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: FDF12389
Maintain your stance of dominance and ask her to stop.

 

[meltdown75]

another vote for noise-cancelling earbuds

i'd die without them

 

[SonnyDaze]

It's her cube mating call. She's letting you know her throat itches and needs a little scratching. 🙂