Anna Nicole IS a GODDESS!

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Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: crumpet19
we're talking pre"ate a piano" nicole, right?

nah.she was acting out some skit on her program the other night and looked fine as wine


mmm..mmm.mmm!

i think a boycott of this thread is in order.
 

Iron Woode

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I have an ex that slightly resembles her and she was a lot of fun. She wasn't the most intelligent woman I went out with, but who cared back then when all we wanted was to fool around. :)
 

Azraele

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I won't tell you what I think of her. I'll just say this. Goddess is the last thing that comes to mind.
 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I have an ex that slightly resembles her and she was a lot of fun. She wasn't the most intelligent woman I went out with, but who cared back then when all we wanted was to fool around. :)

*hi-fives*
this guy knows the deal :)
 

SnapIT

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Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: crumpet19
we're talking pre"ate a piano" nicole, right?

nah.she was acting out some skit on her program the other night and looked fine as wine


mmm..mmm.mmm!

What kind of wine is that ugly?
 

Harvey

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I'd hit it... with a 2 x 4, the same way you get the attention of any other large barn animal. :Q
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I have an ex that slightly resembles her and she was a lot of fun. She wasn't the most intelligent woman I went out with, but who cared back then when all we wanted was to fool around. :)

*hi-fives*
this guy knows the deal :)
Bigger girls can be hot too. Not obese, ugly whales either. Those I can't stand.

My ex was 5'10 1/2" tall and weighed 175 lbs with 40DD and 42 hips. Shoulder length bonde hair and grey/blue eyes. A nice buxom girl.
 
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Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: SnapIT
Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: crumpet19
we're talking pre"ate a piano" nicole, right?

nah.she was acting out some skit on her program the other night and looked fine as wine


mmm..mmm.mmm!

What kind of wine is that ugly?


lamest reply ever.

Would you expect anything else from a man who . . . eh, nevermind. Too easy.

Anyhoo, I'd hit it. :p:p:p I wouldn't tell a soul, but I'd hit it.
 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I have an ex that slightly resembles her and she was a lot of fun. She wasn't the most intelligent woman I went out with, but who cared back then when all we wanted was to fool around. :)

*hi-fives*
this guy knows the deal :)
Bigger girls can be hot too. Not obese, ugly whales either. Those I can't stand.

My ex was 5'10 1/2" tall and weighed 175 lbs with 40DD and 42 hips. Shoulder length bonde hair and grey/blue eyes. A nice buxom girl.

they are out of vogue these days.
i love a well built woman.
 

StageLeft

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You know if I wasn't married to mrsskoorb I'd hit a lot, but I wouldn't hit her. She's disgusting. I saw her on a date with some guy and I actually felt fear in my own heart for if I was in his position. She really upsets me on a multitude of different levels and it's not just that she is a human rendition of a pig. She mixes so many negative qualities from intellectual negligence all the way to gluttony. I hate that the world made somebody like her.
 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
You know if I wasn't married to mrsskoorb I'd hit a lot, but I wouldn't hit her. She's disgusting. I saw her on a date with some guy and I actually felt fear in my own heart for if I was in his position. She really upsets me on a multitude of different levels and it's not just that she is a human rendition of a pig. She mixes so many negative qualities from intellectual negligence all the way to gluttony. I hate that the world made somebody like her.

none of us *really* know her.

i like that shes a little bit ditz, and a little bit hollywood.

i see alot of post factoring in her intelligence(or lack there-of) as an unappealing trait.

this makes me wonder if many of you have ever dated someone that was your equal in terms of intelligence...
i have found it to be quite annoying.

 

Beau

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
You know if I wasn't married to mrsskoorb I'd hit a lot, but I wouldn't hit her. She's disgusting. I saw her on a date with some guy and I actually felt fear in my own heart for if I was in his position. She really upsets me on a multitude of different levels and it's not just that she is a human rendition of a pig. She mixes so many negative qualities from intellectual negligence all the way to gluttony. I hate that the world made somebody like her.

heh, God had to do something with all the left-over junk parts he had, they were cluttering up the shop floor at the people factory. So, rather than burden us with hundreds of annoyingly stupid social rejects, he decided to bundle them all up into one completely grotesque embodyment and put it on display for our ammusement.
 

MithShrike

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My point is that she's merely a diet and a skilled personal trainer away from looking really good again,how many here can say the same?

I can say the same! Heh, only 20 lbs I need to lose. Used to be in great shape but... that was 2 years ago. Anyways, Anna Nicole is just a redneck that got famous. No, she is NOT attractive and I agree with cliftonite, a cow is more attractive.
 

gopunk

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ahahaha @ the stick comment

seriously how can people find her attractive... jesus she is like ursula from the little mermaid
 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: Mith
My point is that she's merely a diet and a skilled personal trainer away from looking really good again,how many here can say the same?

I can say the same! Heh, only 20 lbs I need to lose. Used to be in great shape but... that was 2 years ago. Anyways, Anna Nicole is just a redneck that got famous. No, she is NOT attractive and I agree with cliftonite, a cow is more attractive.

so you would rather sleep with a ~1000lb hoofed 4 stomach pea brained animal than a slightly overweight hollywood knockout.


*cues dueling banjos*
 

Lithium381

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start drinking guys ;)
 

NorthRiver

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She is a poor excuse for a woman, and Ncircle, you should be ashamed to be a man. I think you should go and talk to your doctor, your eyes need to be checked:confused::cool::disgust:
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: SnapIT
Originally posted by: ncircle
sure she could drop some weight.but there is sooo much potential there.
there is something uniquely sensual about her...physically.

and to the dudes slamming her in thread.20 bucks says youd be all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich if you ever had the chance.:p

No... Ugly, fat and stupid are not the qualities i look for in a woman...

Ugly?: no
Fat: shes a tad overweight...not morbidly obese.
stupid?: Quite possibly.
Rich:yep
Famous:yep.

So's Roseanne Arnold/Barr/whatever... would you hit that too?

hahahaha