Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Fairly attractive? She applied and removed her makeup with a putty knife. She looked the type whose perfume would arrive 5 minutes before she did. If you wanted to chill a bottle of beer all you'd have to do is place it next to her for 30 seconds. She's had so many facelifts that if she didn't shave she'd be sporting a goatee.. a dark rooted one at that. That last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it with 10lb test line attached to it. When her family would go out deep sea fishing they'd through her in for chum. Fairly Attractive..yeah right.SHe's nothing more than a fairly attractive, conservative Howard Stern who uses print instead of radio as her medium.
I don't know, Red, I think I'd have to hit it.
