Angelina Jolie Rejects Brad Pitt

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Miramonti

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Originally posted by: Jmman
I will have to admit that she is one of the hottest women on the planet, but I also will admit that the idea of getting sloppy seconds after Billy Bob kind of makes me queasy.....:)

I think "seconds" is quite the understatement.

(For that matter, "sloppy" probably is too. :p)
 

EvilYoda

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Apr 1, 2001
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There are worse things than getting turned down by Angelina Jolie. I'd love just to have the chance to offer her something, only see those lips say "fvck off".

mmmm, after a night of beer and coney islands...good image to fall asleep to ;)
 

Pliablemoose

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Since AJ turned him down, poor guy will have to settle for all the rest of the women.

Maybe he can find a woman who doesn't french her brother on TV.

When most people hear the name Angelina Jolie, several scandalous things come to mind: a quickie elopement with actor Billy Bob Thornton (who is 20 years her senior and was living with actress Laura Dern at the time); a predilection for wearing a vial of Billy's blood around her neck and bringing knives to bed when she was younger; and last but not least, a lingering kiss she planted on the mouth of her brother, James Haven, after winning an Oscar for Girl, Interrupted.

Sorry, she's hot, but she's got some serious baggage.
 

Siddhartha

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Oct 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: wobbuffet
Don't expect to see Brad Pitt in a hot romance with Angelina Jolie. After sacrificing his marriage to Jennifer Aniston, he's been rejected by the woman who captivated him in every way - sex bomb Angelina Jolie. Hahahaha~ ;)



Does it make you feel better(?) that these people you do not know are having problems with their personal lives?
 

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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Ms. Aniston didn't age favorably. Apparently she's also a big smoker (I mean the cancer sticks).
 

aidanjm

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Originally posted by: jdiddy
Although not classicaly beautiful like a Charlize Theron she has so much sex apeal its not fair. From the tattos to the way she walks and talks. Thats why I drool over Angelina.

Charlize Theron has a weak chin.

For those wishing to see Charlize at her finest, I strongly recommend "Monster".

 

aidanjm

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i thought I heard that brad and jennefer are back dating each other (despite their marriage break up)
 

Geekbabe

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If a woman the likes of Jennifer Anston can't hold onto her husband I say the rest of us average wives and g/friends haven't a prayer.

As to Jollie, perhaps she's astute enough to understand that if a guy would cheat on his wife with her, down the road he'll be likely to also cheat on her.She might be crazy but she obviously isn't stupid.
 

Jmman

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To each his own, but Anniston doesn't really do much for me. Her face has kind of an odd shape. When she gets older she will start looking like Arnold's wife......
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
If a woman the likes of Jennifer Anston can't hold onto her husband I say the rest of us average wives and g/friends haven't a prayer.

As to Jollie, perhaps she's astute enough to understand that if a guy would cheat on his wife with her, down the road he'll be likely to also cheat on her.She might be crazy but she obviously isn't stupid.

You must have missed the part where just prior to her marriage to BBT he was living with Laura Dern (as in he was living with Dern and then left to marry Jolie).