Andy and his wife are so romantic...

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: Lonyo

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Vegito
Oh btw, she failed to tell me that I had to pay for the wedding.. i had to shell out 40k

on top of that her dead beat brother owes 15k that I paided off

still its not bad.. i been telling her to get off my case unless she wants us to live under the bridges.. i think she just likes to bitch.. haha

you sir are getting what you deserve.

Yeah, he deserves crap for paying for the wedding and paying off her brothers debt :roll:

No, he deserves getting walked on, he made himself the doormat, what do you think people use doormats for?

edit: that came out wrong, he's allowing it, so he shouldn't bitch.

lol good god. Yup, all sympathy from me is gone.

 

[MisterJackson]

Hey, pay my debt while you're at it.....I can treat you like sh1t too if that will help you feel like I'm family!

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Women always think (and desire) that their man will be like the men on daytime TV or like the men on the sitcoms that screw up but in the end are so romantic and everything is resolved and happy in 30-60 minutes. Men tend to think (and desire) that their women are going to be all sweet and cute and wanted to have wild sex like in the shows they watch. When in reality none of those things are reality. Only reality is real..........I just blew my own mind!!!

:thumbsup:


Socialization at it's finest.

 

[JS80]

Is it too late to annull the marriage?

 

[whistleclient]

note to self: stay single

 

[Fritzo]

Yeah...I have to deal with a "Worst Case Senario" wife. Everytime I talk to her she turns it into a disaster and it drives me CRAZY:

Here's a good expample of a phone conversation I just got done with:

Me: Hi honey, how's it going?
Her: OK. What's up?
Me: Hey, I was paying the billing on my lunch break and I noticed the tax bill wasn't there. Can you see if it's laying around the house?
Her: WHAT? YOU PROBABLY DROPPED IT IN THE PARKING LOT AND THAT HAS ALL OF OUR TAX INFORMATION AND SOCIAL SECIRUTY NUMBERS ON IT!!! IF SOMEONE FINDS IT THEY'LL STEAL ALL OF OUR INFORMATION!!!!!!!
Me: *sigh* I'll find it when I get home. Bye.

I call her Debbie Downer because she's like this with everything! :roll:

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Vegito
She doesn't understand that her 5 dead beat brother are not supporting her mom we have to pick up the tabs. So excuse me for working late to support her family and I can't say I love you when i get home. So if you're POOR, dont spend 1k on LV bags

Curious, what the hell does working late and having bills to pay have to do with telling her you love her?

 

[Skunkwourk]

Failed to tell you that you had to pay for the wedding? How does that happen?

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Vegito
She doesn't understand that her 5 dead beat brother are not supporting her mom we have to pick up the tabs. So excuse me for working late to support her family and I can't say I love you when i get home. So if you're POOR, dont spend 1k on LV bags

Curious, what the hell does working late and having bills to pay have to do with telling her you love her?

ding ding!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Lonyo

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Vegito
Oh btw, she failed to tell me that I had to pay for the wedding.. i had to shell out 40k

on top of that her dead beat brother owes 15k that I paided off

still its not bad.. i been telling her to get off my case unless she wants us to live under the bridges.. i think she just likes to bitch.. haha

you sir are getting what you deserve.

Yeah, he deserves crap for paying for the wedding and paying off her brothers debt :roll:

i am saying he knew what he was getting into and STILL got into it.

 

[Vegito]

Originally posted by: Eghck
Failed to tell you that you had to pay for the wedding? How does that happen?

day of the wedding.. oh btw i dont have enough for reception, heres the 20k bill

day of wedding.. oh the party favors, my brother needs his money back - another i thought you said that was a gift from your bother - little pop bottles, 7 bucks each x 300
http://www.pop-champagne.com/ - at least she shopped around, these are usually 11 each

day before - oh you have to pay for live band - 7k.
if i knew about that, i would have bought an IPOD and use that for 300 bucks

last month - oh btw the wedding video was another 1800
I'm like wtf , you said your brother was giving that to us as a gift


At least she paid for half her dress - 4k, o'deurves - 3k and her wedding party dress - 2-3k, half limo 2k

 

[shortspanishguy]

u really got the shaft dude... sorry

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Vegito

Originally posted by: Eghck
Failed to tell you that you had to pay for the wedding? How does that happen?

day of the wedding.. oh btw i dont have enough for reception, heres the 20k bill

day of wedding.. oh the party favors, my brother needs his money back - another i thought you said that was a gift from your bother - little pop bottles, 7 bucks each x 300
http://www.pop-champagne.com/ - at least she shopped around, these are usually 11 each

day before - oh you have to pay for live band - 7k.
if i knew about that, i would have bought an IPOD and use that for 300 bucks

last month - oh btw the wedding video was another 1800
I'm like wtf , you said your brother was giving that to us as a gift


At least she paid for half her dress - 4k, o'deurves - 3k and her wedding party dress - 2-3k, half limo 2k

Christ almighty. I love my fiancée, but I'd be runnin' like a brotha who just stole some sh*t at Target if that happened. :Q

- M4H

 

[cthulhu]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hint: Ladies, we aren't the only ones who curtail certain behaviours after a month. If you investigate your records, you'd find that the drop in roses, chocolates, and sappy poetry are directly related to a drop in newfound-lust-fueled wild monkey sex. Make the connection. 😛

- M4H

QFT

Originally posted by: Patt
I try every once in a while with flowers, or unexpected gifts, but she doesn't even really seem to appreciate the gesture very much. I still try though, but sometimes I think she is stuck on the one-way street where it is me who has to initiate 'romance'.

You're not the only one brother and I've been married 10+ yrs.

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Vegito

Originally posted by: Eghck
Failed to tell you that you had to pay for the wedding? How does that happen?

day of the wedding.. oh btw i dont have enough for reception, heres the 20k bill

day of wedding.. oh the party favors, my brother needs his money back - another i thought you said that was a gift from your bother - little pop bottles, 7 bucks each x 300
http://www.pop-champagne.com/ - at least she shopped around, these are usually 11 each

day before - oh you have to pay for live band - 7k.
if i knew about that, i would have bought an IPOD and use that for 300 bucks

last month - oh btw the wedding video was another 1800
I'm like wtf , you said your brother was giving that to us as a gift


At least she paid for half her dress - 4k, o'deurves - 3k and her wedding party dress - 2-3k, half limo 2k

Christ almighty. I love my fiancée, but I'd be runnin' like a brotha who just stole some sh*t at Target if that happened. :Q

- M4H

I'm sorry but there is no way I'd pay that kind of money for a wedding. I know a wedding is really for the family and friends but if they want a big wedding they can kick in some money to pay for it.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hint: Ladies, we aren't the only ones who curtail certain behaviours after a month. If you investigate your records, you'd find that the drop in roses, chocolates, and sappy poetry are directly related to a drop in newfound-lust-fueled wild monkey sex. Make the connection. 😛

- M4H

Shoulda married a nympho. 😛

<-- still buying a dozen roses, weekly, after 2.5 years of marriage 😉

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Women always think (and desire) that their man will be like the men on daytime TV or like the men on the sitcoms that screw up but in the end are so romantic and everything is resolved and happy in 30-60 minutes. Men tend to think (and desire) that their women are going to be all sweet and cute and wanted to have wild sex like in the shows they watch. When in reality none of those things are reality. Only reality is real..........I just blew my own mind!!!

:thumbsup:


Socialization at it's finest.

I call it "the Bed of Roses syndrome"..

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hint: Ladies, we aren't the only ones who curtail certain behaviours after a month. If you investigate your records, you'd find that the drop in roses, chocolates, and sappy poetry are directly related to a drop in newfound-lust-fueled wild monkey sex. Make the connection. 😛

- M4H

Shoulda married a nympho. 😛

<-- still buying a dozen roses, weekly, after 2.5 years of marriage 😉

Oh, I'm not speaking for myself. 😉

<Quagmire> Awww right. </Q>

- M4H

 

[Reckoner]

Yet another reason not to get married.

 

[Nutdotnet]

Haha...you're a doormat, congratulations!