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Andy and his wife are so romantic...

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Vegito

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My wife also bitches to me that i'm not romantic enuff.. and my friends are.. I work a lot because my wife happens to shop a lot.. i'm fvking tired when i get home, I just wanna surf ATOT a bit.

She doesn't understand that her 5 dead beat brother are not supporting her mom we have to pick up the tabs. So excuse me for working late to support her family and I can't say I love you when i get home. So if you're POOR, dont spend 1k on LV bags

I got a good friend that's been married for 2 years (vs 7 months for us). My wife complains that why can't I be more like other couples... I found out today, they been having so much problems, they're getting divorce... I can exactly be like other people and get a nice divorce now.. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Vegito
I can exactly be like other people and get a nice divorce now.. 🙂
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You want to get a divorce? I think you'd be begging to pay for those 1k bags after that alimony bill arrives.

Why not tell her you'll be more romantic if she... god this girl sitting across from me is hot... quits spending all the doh-ray-me-cutie?
 
Tell her to stop buying $1k bags and you'll use that money to spend on $1k romantic vacations the both of you can enjoy.
 
Hint: Ladies, we aren't the only ones who curtail certain behaviours after a month. If you investigate your records, you'd find that the drop in roses, chocolates, and sappy poetry are directly related to a drop in newfound-lust-fueled wild monkey sex. Make the connection. 😛

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hint: Ladies, we aren't the only ones who curtail certain behaviours after a month. If you investigate your records, you'd find that the drop in roses, chocolates, and sappy poetry are directly related to a drop in newfound-lust-fueled wild monkey sex. Make the connection. 😛

- M4H
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😀
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hint: Ladies, we aren't the only ones who curtail certain behaviours after a month. If you investigate your records, you'd find that the drop in roses, chocolates, and sappy poetry are directly related to a drop in newfound-lust-fueled wild monkey sex. Make the connection. 😛

- M4H
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FTW!
 
Originally posted by: Vegito
My wife also bitches to me that i'm not romantic enuff.. and my friends are.. I work a lot because my wife happens to shop a lot.. i'm fvking tired when i get home, I just wanna surf ATOT a bit.

She doesn't understand that her 5 dead beat brother are not supporting her mom we have to pick up the tabs. So excuse me for working late to support her family and I can't say I love you when i get home. So if you're POOR, dont spend 1k on LV bags

I got a good friend that's been married for 2 years (vs 7 months for us). My wife complains that why can't I be more like other couples... I found out today, they been having so much problems, they're getting divorce... I can exactly be like other people and get a nice divorce now.. 🙂
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Then tell the woman to not buy 1k bags and youll be able to come home...jesus h christ.
 
Originally posted by: Vegito
My wife also bitches to me that i'm not romantic enuff.. and my friends are.. I work a lot because my wife happens to shop a lot.. i'm fvking tired when i get home, I just wanna surf ATOT a bit.

She doesn't understand that her 5 dead beat brother are not supporting her mom we have to pick up the tabs. So excuse me for working late to support her family and I can't say I love you when i get home. So if you're POOR, dont spend 1k on LV bags

I got a good friend that's been married for 2 years (vs 7 months for us). My wife complains that why can't I be more like other couples... I found out today, they been having so much problems, they're getting divorce... I can exactly be like other people and get a nice divorce now.. 🙂
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Ah... I've spotted the mistake.... I'm afraid you're SOL. Especially since it sounds like she's very heavily dependant on you and will therefore do rather well in the court case when you get a divorce.

"Skip the stressful marriage bit, just buy someone you don't like a house."

 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Have you voiced your concerns to your wife?

Or, failing that, have you tried defecating in her $1k handbags?
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Best idea yet.

:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Vegito
My wife also bitches to me that i'm not romantic enuff.. and my friends are.. I work a lot because my wife happens to shop a lot.. i'm fvking tired when i get home, I just wanna surf ATOT a bit.

She doesn't understand that her 5 dead beat brother are not supporting her mom we have to pick up the tabs. So excuse me for working late to support her family and I can't say I love you when i get home. So if you're POOR, dont spend 1k on LV bags

I got a good friend that's been married for 2 years (vs 7 months for us). My wife complains that why can't I be more like other couples... I found out today, they been having so much problems, they're getting divorce... I can exactly be like other people and get a nice divorce now.. 🙂
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you paint such a rosey picture of being married 😛

 
reminds me somewhat of one of my good buddies. he always like to claim he and his wife never fought. i knew it was bullshit, and it only took a matter of time before he had plenty of egg to wipe off his face.

give your wife time. it takes some women a while to shake off those fairy tale expectations.
 
I get the "Why can't we be more like them?" occasionally, and to be honest, after seeing so many of them break up, divorce, or just end up miserable, my wife is starting to realize that having me around isn't so bad 🙂

I try every once in a while with flowers, or unexpected gifts, but she doesn't even really seem to appreciate the gesture very much. I still try though, but sometimes I think she is stuck on the one-way street where it is me who has to initiate 'romance'.

We're happy though ... so don't ever buy that comparison bullspit.
 
Oh btw, she failed to tell me that I had to pay for the wedding.. i had to shell out 40k

on top of that her dead beat brother owes 15k that I paided off

still its not bad.. i been telling her to get off my case unless she wants us to live under the bridges.. i think she just likes to bitch.. haha
 
Originally posted by: Vegito
Oh btw, she failed to tell me that I had to pay for the wedding.. i had to shell out 40k

on top of that her dead beat brother owes 15k that I paided off

still its not bad.. i been telling her to get off my case unless she wants us to live under the bridges.. i think she just likes to bitch.. haha
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you sir are getting what you deserve.

 
Originally posted by: BD2003
Then tell the woman to not buy 1k bags and youll be able to come home...jesus h christ.
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exactly..

She's always like why dont you send me flowers... blah blah blah.. but hey, I have to pay for that fvcking bag u just bought, why dont you not buy the bag and i'll send you roses for the rest of your life...

1 bag - 700 - 700 /50 (online rose delivery) = 14 weeks of roses
 
Originally posted by: Vegito
Originally posted by: BD2003
Then tell the woman to not buy 1k bags and youll be able to come home...jesus h christ.
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exactly..

She's always like why dont you send me flowers... blah blah blah.. but hey, I have to pay for that fvcking bag u just bought, why dont you not buy the bag and i'll send you roses for the rest of your life...

1 bag - 700 - 700 /50 (online rose delivery) = 14 weeks of roses
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did you know she was like this before you married her?

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Vegito
Oh btw, she failed to tell me that I had to pay for the wedding.. i had to shell out 40k

on top of that her dead beat brother owes 15k that I paided off

still its not bad.. i been telling her to get off my case unless she wants us to live under the bridges.. i think she just likes to bitch.. haha
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you sir are getting what you deserve.
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Yeah, he deserves crap for paying for the wedding and paying off her brothers debt :roll:
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Vegito
Oh btw, she failed to tell me that I had to pay for the wedding.. i had to shell out 40k

on top of that her dead beat brother owes 15k that I paided off

still its not bad.. i been telling her to get off my case unless she wants us to live under the bridges.. i think she just likes to bitch.. haha
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you sir are getting what you deserve.
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Yep, hello doormat.

15K of an in-law????????????

Yes, it IS bad. Run, Forest, run.
 
Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Vegito
Oh btw, she failed to tell me that I had to pay for the wedding.. i had to shell out 40k

on top of that her dead beat brother owes 15k that I paided off

still its not bad.. i been telling her to get off my case unless she wants us to live under the bridges.. i think she just likes to bitch.. haha
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you sir are getting what you deserve.
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Yeah, he deserves crap for paying for the wedding and paying off her brothers debt :roll:
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No, he deserves getting walked on, he made himself the doormat, what do you think people use doormats for?

edit: that came out wrong, he's allowing it, so he shouldn't bitch.
 
Women always think (and desire) that their man will be like the men on daytime TV or like the men on the sitcoms that screw up but in the end are so romantic and everything is resolved and happy in 30-60 minutes. Men tend to think (and desire) that their women are going to be all sweet and cute and wanted to have wild sex like in the shows they watch. When in reality none of those things are reality. Only reality is real..........I just blew my own mind!!!
 
You sound like one rich bastard Vegito. How does somebody who makes so much money manage his human resources so poorly?
 
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