He, of course, runs the local 7-11 in my old neighborhood, which I got to by pushing myself around on a restaurant chair that had ball-bearing wheels on the bottom.
First I was ragging on the fact that he had the nerve to sell a damn $50 cake in his store. I told him that no one in their right mind would buy it but he told me some "sucker" would go for it soon. He said this while wearing the same dilapidated outfit that he wore in "Taxi." Mirror image of his character really....except that he was managing this 7-11.
I was really hungry and the cake looked really yummy, so I offered him #10 but he refused
He then proceed to show off some rare Java beans, previously branded "Nestle Tollhouse" before he took a hairdryer to the label. Apparently they were expensive as well.
His prized procession was a bag of Road Island Halls Lozenges. Apparently they were really rare and the one bag would net him$700...
He couldn't stand having anyone making money off of him....
..and then my alarm clock sounded.
First I was ragging on the fact that he had the nerve to sell a damn $50 cake in his store. I told him that no one in their right mind would buy it but he told me some "sucker" would go for it soon. He said this while wearing the same dilapidated outfit that he wore in "Taxi." Mirror image of his character really....except that he was managing this 7-11.
I was really hungry and the cake looked really yummy, so I offered him #10 but he refused
He then proceed to show off some rare Java beans, previously branded "Nestle Tollhouse" before he took a hairdryer to the label. Apparently they were expensive as well.
His prized procession was a bag of Road Island Halls Lozenges. Apparently they were really rare and the one bag would net him$700...
He couldn't stand having anyone making money off of him....
..and then my alarm clock sounded.
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