- Nov 18, 2004
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So first it was a brake issue...replaced the rotors, calipers, & pads. Now my car was working great, but my state inspection was set to expire so I take it to Pep Boys for an inspection. Failed due to leaking struts. I ask which ones and he says all of them. Guy says that they have the parts and can do it that day but it'll take a couple of hours and it'll cost $950.
FUCK THAT.
Take my failure like a man and when I get to work I log-on to RockAuto again and order myself a full set (4) of Monroe quick-struts for $425 minus a $120 mail-in rebate. I need the tools to do the work so I go to Sears and pick up a 154-piece Craftsman set for $120, a jack for $50, and a pair of jack struts for $25. Still around $450 cheaper than Pep Boys. I get the parts at the end of last week and on Monday I begin the saga.
It takes me 3 hours on Monday to replace both fronts, but end up fucking up the tie-rod ends so that's another $50 to get a new pair.
Tuesday it takes me 2 hours to replace the passenger side rear strut. 2 FUCKING HOURS! At first I misjudged exactly how much leverage I would need to get the trailing arm assembly into place. I finally end up using the jack that came with the car to lower it into place. Then I spent another 30 minutes getting the strut into position cause it was tweaked by a few degrees and wouldn't slide in. But I got it done.
Yesterday I go to do the driver's side rear strut with all of the knowledge and wisdom that I had gleaned out of my 2 hour endeavor the day before. I take the wheel off, go to remove the lower bolt...nothing. Won't fucking budge. 1/2" drive socket isn't doing a damn thing. I hit it, I kick it, I brace myself and try and squat it. NADA. I crawl under the car and try and pull it. Fuck you it says to me. I don't have a breaker bar and even if i did it wouldn't help me because I've got only 10" of space under the car. I dip my head in shame, pack up my tools, and try to settle with the fact that Pep Boys will win this one.
Today I get the new tie-rod ends in. Don't have a wrench big enough so I hop on my Triumph and ride my ass to Sears and get a shiny new adjustable since I don't know what size the nut is. I haul ass back home and 30min later they're on.
So tomorrow I'm getting off work early, hopping in the car and driving over to Pep Boys where I will present them with the strut assembly and tell them that I tried, but I need an impact wrench to get the last one on. Hopefully they take pity on me and don't rape me. Then comes the alignment and finally the state inspection.
All said, it'll probably end up costing me $800, but I got some tools out of it and the knowledge about how to fix shit on my car.
FUCK THAT.
Take my failure like a man and when I get to work I log-on to RockAuto again and order myself a full set (4) of Monroe quick-struts for $425 minus a $120 mail-in rebate. I need the tools to do the work so I go to Sears and pick up a 154-piece Craftsman set for $120, a jack for $50, and a pair of jack struts for $25. Still around $450 cheaper than Pep Boys. I get the parts at the end of last week and on Monday I begin the saga.
It takes me 3 hours on Monday to replace both fronts, but end up fucking up the tie-rod ends so that's another $50 to get a new pair.
Tuesday it takes me 2 hours to replace the passenger side rear strut. 2 FUCKING HOURS! At first I misjudged exactly how much leverage I would need to get the trailing arm assembly into place. I finally end up using the jack that came with the car to lower it into place. Then I spent another 30 minutes getting the strut into position cause it was tweaked by a few degrees and wouldn't slide in. But I got it done.
Yesterday I go to do the driver's side rear strut with all of the knowledge and wisdom that I had gleaned out of my 2 hour endeavor the day before. I take the wheel off, go to remove the lower bolt...nothing. Won't fucking budge. 1/2" drive socket isn't doing a damn thing. I hit it, I kick it, I brace myself and try and squat it. NADA. I crawl under the car and try and pull it. Fuck you it says to me. I don't have a breaker bar and even if i did it wouldn't help me because I've got only 10" of space under the car. I dip my head in shame, pack up my tools, and try to settle with the fact that Pep Boys will win this one.
Today I get the new tie-rod ends in. Don't have a wrench big enough so I hop on my Triumph and ride my ass to Sears and get a shiny new adjustable since I don't know what size the nut is. I haul ass back home and 30min later they're on.
So tomorrow I'm getting off work early, hopping in the car and driving over to Pep Boys where I will present them with the strut assembly and tell them that I tried, but I need an impact wrench to get the last one on. Hopefully they take pity on me and don't rape me. Then comes the alignment and finally the state inspection.
All said, it'll probably end up costing me $800, but I got some tools out of it and the knowledge about how to fix shit on my car.
