And now for something completely different?

[Quixfire]

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavat'ry.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavat'ry.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... in bars???????

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, with much consternation) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*?

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

 

[xirtam]

Did you repost yourself? I could almost swear you've posted this before... searching.

Edit: I give up, but I'm pretty sure you posted this while I was at work in 2003... about this time of year too. Do you have a lumberjack festival every year or some kind of super nerdy annual monty python get-together?

 

[thesurge]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Did you repost yourself? I could almost swear you've posted this before... searching.

lol 🙂

 

[nakedfrog]

I just listened to that this morning in the car 😛
Although I must confess I was expecting a man with a tape recorder up his nose.