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And now back to something completly different:: a.k.a 6 word max per line 2 line max crazy story thread.

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ArkAoss

Banned
Theres a pizza out there
What are its demands?
Quick call the anti terrorist squad!

RULES

Try to stick to the theme of an imaginary hold-up of a childrens clothing store by a pizza wielding _______, and holding ________hostage.
After 75 posts, I'll rate points to each addition. And 10 bonus points if you can qoute from monty python's flying circus.




Hey, any one else wondering what is up with unxpurg8d?
 
"I want to have a baby!"
"You can't have a baby!"
"Don't oppress me of my rights!"
"I'm not oppressing you Stan! You haven't got a womb!"

(abridged)
 
wife-"theres a penguin on the telly"
tv anouncer-"And in 5 seconds the penquin on your telly will explode"
Penquin explodes
wife- "how did he do that"
husband-"What know that it would explode?"
wife- "No, how did that little penquin get up on our telly."
 
"Albatross! Get yer Albatross!"
"Does that come with any wafers?"
"No! It doesn't come with any bleedin' wafers!"
"Well, alright, I'll take one."
 
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