Originally posted by: linuxboy
Dear madam,
Intimations by certain Corybantic aficionados of drollery (namely your person) prompt an expedient addressing of what, prima fascia, appear to be allegations of heinous infamy and flagitious pleonasticity. In a sense, the polysyllabic garrulousness of which I have been wrongly accused contradicts most egregiously an overwhelming body of factitious evidence stemming from proto-Neanderthal clay tablet interpretation of the OfftopicoHappanandi tribe. Since surely the preceding entails veracious representations of platitudinous objurgations, allow me to present you with some contradictions in order to make former statements the latter and the letter a misnomer.
Tablet XI
And so spoke linuxboy: Cheers !
🙂
The laws of OfftopicoHappanandi:
- Given proliferations of nefitudinous bombasticity, Modus controllus and his deputy Troutus Smackdownii are authorized to get dressed and arrest any members of the Trolling N00b tribe in the vicinity of al-Anandi.
- In the case of pseudopigrification of neo-pragmatist ideologues such as TaxEllemasterJerboy Whinypants, Russoprofundo with his sidekick Go-go Punk shall instill commonsense knowledge.
- Separation of Chief and polis delineated in tablet V denote the beast Horny Faptastic and his prize BabeThread OnlyOTFemale Adul shall have limited rights, as defined by rule 1 and FAQed by Hui-san.
- Non-objectification between juxtaposing polemicists of the NART-politics faction shall be dispensed with the universal flame-retardant compound MutualUnderstanding (boundaries not included, some awareness required)
- Conflicts between RealLife Relationships and Hapless ComputerNerds are entrusted to the wisdom and just comprehension of HotChic WiseitHerts and her clerk RedDawn NewbieMuncher.
- Ultimate pontifications encompassing noetic representations of symbolic logic-structures of deconstructionalist epigrams shall ritually envelop discussions between Moonbeamus BananaEater and the people of OfftopicoHappanandi.
- Friendships made by way of contact in OfftopicoHappanandi have application in the realm of Real Life.
- All rights heretofore unmentioned are reserved for further use by Chief Anand. In the event of slow forums, a tithe of $30 shall be collected to increase bandwidth on the streets and to feed DealMan Ross with caffeine while he keeps tight grip in the HotDeals District.
- Don't mess with Russ. Amen
I sincerely hope the error is promptly rectified. I have contacted Msrs. Roger Trollhunter and Wolffang von BloodFrenchie of WeKickYourAss, Inc. who have assured me of their legal expertise in a bam-wham-thank-you-ma?am and victorious resolution in this slanderous libel. Clearly, your misportrayal of my character has irreparably harmed further growth and psychobiosociomechanical philosophical progress concomitant with non-inculpating post-realistic zeitgeist.
