Anandtechs definition of a redneck

[MikeMike]

anyone who...

hunts, plays sports, drinks a domestic beer from the big companies, comes from anywhere south of the ohio river, and east of new mexico, colorado. and drives a truck or domestic vehicle and enjoys nascar..



MIKE

 

[meltdown75]

damn, you got me.

 

[Orsorum]

I enjoy and respect the rights of firearm ownership, apparently that makes me a gun-toting weirdo.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
I enjoy and respect the rights of firearm ownership, apparently that makes me a gun-toting weirdo.

sure does. you damn redneck.

MIKE

 

[gigapet]

your forgot


"...has a penchant for rocking the mullet. "

 

[Kalvin00]

How dare you forget anyone who likes NASCAR. :|

 

[Jpark]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
How dare you forget anyone who likes NASCAR. :|

haha, that's a must

 

[davew0670]

a bad day as a redneck is better than a good day as a yankee

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
anyone who...

hunts, plays sports, drinks a domestic beer from the big companies, comes from anywhere south of the ohio river, and east new mexico, colorado. and drives a truch or domestic vehicle....



MIKE

Luckily, I am north of the ohio river! I don't drive a truch though... I usually call it a truck.

I am guilty on all the other redneck indicators excpet for NASCAR... I am more of an Indy man.

 

[rh71]

plays sports ?

You mean watch a sport where cars go around a ring.

Rednecks have too much of a beer belly to play sports.

 

[captains]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Fingers]

Damn proud of it too.


Forgot fishing though.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
damn, you got me.

Describes me to a "T".

 

[chuckywang]

I HATE ALL PEOPLE WHO LIKE GUNS!!!!!

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I HATE ALL PEOPLE WHO LIKE GUNS!!!!!

That's OK, I hate all gun haters.

 

[Argo]

Can black person be a redneck?

 

[slightlyhuman]

wtf am i

i live in LA*, driver a lifeted 4wd 4 dr yukon, i hunt a few times a year(duck hunt, hardly ever now), have an accent, i hate nascar/indi/baseball/football but love soccer. i love snowboarding/wakeboarding/surfing.

oh yeah, i hate fishing. never been over 5 minutes in my life(almost 20)


man, i'm in deep sh1t.

*lower arkansas

 

[GasX]

Where is East New Mexico and what is a truch?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Argo
Can black person be a redneck?

Sure.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Where is East New Mexico and what is a truch?

Rednecks don't know geography and can't spel.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

What's a Truch?

- M4H

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: Argo
Can black person be a redneck?

karl malone

 

[Argo]

Ooop. Wrong post.

 

[MikeMike]

damn you guys i had no time to edit it till just now that was posted during a class.

btw... that smiley is clickable.

MIKE

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
btw... that smiley is clickable.

That link makes the thread dumber, not better...