Anandtech's best lines for leading into a date...

[compuwiz1]

You meet more hotties in the grocery store. Visit the vegatable section sometime. Observe. When you see a woman paying particular attention to the cucumbers, be sure to observe her demeanor, eyes, behavior, etc. If it looks like more is up, than a salad for her husband, make your move.

 

[Cooler]

When I was in college it was just looking for a girl that was having problems in my cs or math classes. I would wait a week before an exam and would ask" Would you like some help studying and get some dinner after?" With that line I would get 70% success rate.

 

[b0mbrman]

"For the love of God, please?"

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: BigJ
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"That's weird, does this drink taste like roofies to you?"

 

[thehstrybean]

Well, I'm an archeology major, so we have our own sophisticated pickup lines.

"Hey baby, are you a carbon sample, cause I'd love to date you."
"Wanna excavated that pit together?"
"Hey baby, wanna see my Marshaltown?"



If not that, go for a classic. "Hey baby, wanna a ****** (watch for her reaction)...ing drink? Geez, what you don't like drinks?"

 

[DefDC]

I forget where I heard these, but in the right crowd, they're funny.

"Hey, I wanna buy you a drink, but I don't want to waste my money if we're not going to go back to my place later, so do you want that drink?"

or the everpopular...

"So, are your nipples pink or brown?"

 

[tfinch2]

"Do you work for UPS? I swear I saw you staring at my package."

 

[runzwithsizorz]

You mean you didn't know Paris Hilton had a brother?

 

[MasonLuke]

Originally posted by: Fox5
So, say you're talking to a random girl, how do you go about making her not so random?

Me, I usually go for a non-adventurous "Hey, if you're ever in the area, wanna go grab lunch sometime?", with an appreciable, but minor success rate.

How does everybody else do it?

Your line is too passive and weak and girls dont bite on that. be more direct so you can get an immediate answer. "Are you available friday night, i know this terrific restaurant i want to take you too." she will say yes or no, but at least you know.

 

[MasonLuke]

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
23 posts and none of these yet:

"nice shoes, wanna fvck?"

both parties have to be totally wasted to pull this off

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Dogo

Originally posted by: BigJ
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

LMFAO!

I don't get it... what is that supposed to mean or be a reference to?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Dogo

Originally posted by: BigJ
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

LMFAO!

I don't get it... what is that supposed to mean or be a reference to?

Fine, I'll explain it.

Chloroform is a knockout gas. If you smell it, you pass out. Get it?