Why could Buffy kick Xena's butt to kingdom come?
Because Buffy has the inborn powers of the vampire slayer, agile as well as fierce, her mojo would send anyone to kingdom come... 😉 But it would be a close match because of Xena's human strength can match or somewhat match Hercules... Plus, maybe Buffy opened a can of spinach back stage before each battle?...
Why is wrestling fixed?
The institution of wrestling is always fixed because behind the flashing lights and smoke, there are a group of mobs and highly respected ganglords who fix the match in their favor because one of their high source of income comes directly from suckers losing in every match to a disguised gang leader in common betting duds. This is why such ganglords are such powerful influences. Besides, it is also fixed to prevent the wrestlers from getting injured really badly for if they die, who else would parade in tight leather underwear?
Why does my cat's breath smell like cat food?
Because cats eat cat food and since food smells, logic dictates that a cat once eaten a can of cat food would have the smell transfered from the food to the cat's mouth. Now if only your breath would stop smelling like this stuff too. 😛
Why were Red Dawn and Willie Nelson separated at birth?
Because in the name of good! Red Dawn and Nelson in essence holds a much higher factor than the rest of humankind. Their brains can overwork past the 10% capacity even up to 9800000 times the smartest human. However, both brains would have to be put together in order to do that. Since Red and Nelson were both siamese twins sharing a head and two bodies yet two distinct personalities and tests under gone a massive research that discovered that one half of a brain, being that powerful, can control all aspects of the body that would need two halves brain to do. The psychologists and neurologists did several excruciating exams and tests. It turns out that the personalities were in separate brains. So, an operation went through and both brains and the bodies were separated. Two new people can move separately and function normally. And with more tests, the separate brains can still maintain function over the body and own mental process but however lost the ultrahuman mental capacities. Quite dangerously so which was the doctors intent for such a single life form so smart shall bring upon the end as we know it...
Why does Russ think marriage is such a great institution?
Russ is a capitalist remember? Being a capitalist, the institution of marriage brings upon the abilities to have couples share a tax return file... I think...
Why do the Red Wings suck?
Because they have lost. Enough said.
Why does Anime make Uranus look so cool?
Uranus has this cool attack in a way a bright shining glowing image of a planet Uranus is formed from her hands can wipe out an entire army of evil foes. And the walk in the wind scene and combined with the maturity of a woman, the animators were very happy with the look. Besides, in the story, Uranus is from the planet of the wind and wind equals cool breeze. Faster than wind, enough to outrace anyone, anyone might think it is cool. With the tomboyish personality and a likeing for cars and motorcycles also like the guys sort of, why not?
