Ahh, I'm still around. I peek in once a week or so (I feel like such a peeping tom). I have a night off tonight from cavorting and a day off from work tomorrow, so speaking of the Anandtech Member's Gallery... Here's a little blast from the past:
Won't ever again try to stick a pencil up his nose because his parents told him not to: 7inchtongue
Suffers from glare: Andrey
Most likely to be in a European pop band: Asha'man
Probably hit the camera lens with his face after this shot: A-star
Likes to scare the hell out of his staff and dresses like me when I'm on a date: b1er
Will never again apply crazy glue to a baby's head because now he has to walk around with one stuck to his cheek: BoberFett
Likes to make and surreptitiously show off wierd flowery wall ornaments: Bobsteroo
Drunk and proud of it, baby!: bozack
Just turned six: Brooks
Catch him in a surfer movie this summer: Buck_Naked
Needs to clean her closet: Cherry Bomb (You have to see her webpages to get this)
Would have had a picture with a Bigfoot if his friend knew how to use a camera: Chris A
"Honey would you hold my purse while I take your picture?": compuwiz1
On the ASPCA's "10 Most Wanted List" for hunting white ferrets and stringing them along his fireplace at Xmas: Crum Cake
On a page from the book "Dental Floss: An Illustrated Guide to Fish Oral Hygiene": Dantoo
Needs to buy more than three shirts: dealin ice
"I'm not a serial killer, but I play one on my driver's liscence": Dean
Most likely to have neighbours say "But he was such a nice young man!" after he kills his family: deleriumX
About to get a snowball kiss: dennilfloss
Jobless and penniless after his movie "Attack of the Disembodied Head" tanked in theatres: Doomer
Out of jail so recently that he still has his prison shirt on: Endymion
When his friend Edward Kowalczyk becomes famous, he'll carry this pic in his wallet: Entity
"hmmpf!": e-phex
Doesn't want the world to know he's bald: ExplodingBoy
Showing off the new boots in the TrapezeWear collection: Farmergirl
No, a different Fett: FettsBabe
Collage alert: flavio
Liable to take over a third world government through military coup: Friend
"Say, that's a nice bike you got there. Mind if I get a picture taken in front of it?": Gixxer750cc
Director of the new release "Attack of the Desembodied Pig's Head": Heywood Jablomie
Nipple Alert: hippy
Able to wear a temperature sensitive shirt without having bright pink armpits: hzl_eyed_grl
Last seen shaving his head with a Bowie knife: IAmAPirate
Two girls, one set of overalls: icefire
Looks most like his icon: Fredd- er... JBAR
Will never drink another Screwdriver again in his life: joffer
You can love your guitar, you just can't love your guitar: J-Dub
Seeking therapy for his white-knuckle fear of toothbrushes: jhu
Liable to play the debbil in the End of Days sequel: Johnlee
"No, you can't send it to me in a ziploc baggie": jonnyGURU
"House of Seance" photographer: kami
Least amount of food getting into the mouth: kantonburg
After a snakebite incident, will now squat way, way high up to pee: Katalina
Nipple Alert: KeNDoGG
In jail for threatening to kill a photographer "with one hand on my keyboard": Killbat
Angry Mime: lestat
"Wanna get a pic snapped and come back to my house for a threesome?": Locutus of Board
Inventor of the hairdryer/phaser/MedicAlert/garage door opener/screwdriver: lupin
Has a third leg growing out of his pants: magnus ver magnusson
Cartoonist from Monty Python's Flying Circus: Maiora
Excellent use of a cardboard cutout: Marcvs
Final touches on the new exhaust pipe for the CRX: Missus
Doesn't care if wearing a manaquin torso like a backpack won't get the girls: Mucman
Did the voice for "Goggles Pizano" in the Flintstones: Ne0
Nice chin!: nEoTeChMan
Lives up to his name: nin981
'Nuff said: NOWHEREMOM
(This from JBAR): Trying hard to buff himself yet look relaxed: nullshark
Bunk bed games: office boy
A Usual Suspect: Ornery
Excert from a Willie Nelson video: Red Dawn
About to be pokered by a large, red crossbow bolt: reitz
A Man and His Cardboard Cutout: Rio Rebel
Self Explanatory pic: Russ
Nipple Alert: Shuxclams
Going to play a Jedi Knight in Star Wars Episode II: SilentNoise
Passport photo before it got revoked for arms smuggling: SmackDown
On the "Differences Between Yellow Snow and White Snow" lecture circuit: snowpatrol
Continually being goosed by his conjoined twin, Sarah Michelle Gellar: stuclark
Messy Bed!: Type-R
Blue jeans, black socks and white shoes: UG
"Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son": Underclocked
Last seen tumbling down a mountain: vi_edit
Straightjacket Alert: visgf
Trying out his new "Gotcha when you weren't looking" photography style: welby001
New to Photoshop: wilsonjm
Part BORG: Wingnut
Too bad it's not that Nipple Alert pic: WombatWoman
My Job is My Life Award: Xerox Man
Muahahhaaaa!
ratkil, you should see the rollerblade dents in my head. Ay ya yi! I think I'll switch to the new Nerf Whiffle BladesTM... They don't cause as many head injuries.