Anand is just a kid?

[SagaLore]

I'm a Anand wanna-be, I just don't have the time/resources to do it. I've been working on my own version of this site, aimed at antivirus security, but it's going nowhere so far.

 

[pcmodem]

Dude,
That any of us here should be doing as well as Anand when we were 21.

Hat's off to Anand.
-PCM

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I'm a Anand wanna-be, I just don't have the time/resources to do it. I've been working on my own version of this site, aimed at antivirus security, but it's going nowhere so far.

The time has to be right also. Anand made the site at just the right time. Now it would be a lot harder.

 

[thomsbrain]

i heard he was a closet homosexual with a fetish for jello pudding and burning the word "Satan" into himself himself with Athlon CPU cores.

oops, how did that slip out?

what i meant to say is that he has the strengh of 4 billion elephants on steroids (plus Barry Bonds) and the intelligence of Cal Tech, MIT, and Harvard combined, all wrapped up in a a package that People magazine voted "sexist man" 21 years running.

phew, nice save.

 

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
i heard he was a closet homosexual with a fetish for jello pudding and burning the word "Satan" into himself himself with Athlon CPU cores.

oops, how did that slip out?

what i meant to say is that he has the strengh of 4 billion elephants on steroids (plus Barry Bonds) and the intelligence of Cal Tech, MIT, and Harvard combined, all wrapped up in a a package that People magazine voted "sexist man" 21 years running.

phew, nice save.

you forgot to mention his p4 eyes! And his athlon teeth!

 

[Savij]

This one time my friend Benny's pet horse broke his leg and Anand carried the poor animal in his arms for 5 miles through a freak hurricane to the Vetinarian's office.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
i heard he was a closet homosexual with a fetish for jello pudding and burning the word "Satan" into himself himself with Athlon CPU cores.

oops, how did that slip out?

what i meant to say is that he has the strengh of 4 billion elephants on steroids (plus Barry Bonds) and the intelligence of Cal Tech, MIT, and Harvard combined, all wrapped up in a a package that People magazine voted "sexist man" 21 years running.

phew, nice save.

you forgot to mention his p4 eyes! And his athlon teeth!

what the hell, don't just be making stuff up. i only tell THE TRUTH. i've SEEN anand lift an entire semi truck loaded with G5's and smash it to bits...

WITH MIND BULLETS!!!!!!!

that's telekinesis, baby. what do you know about that? NOTHING!

*insert sound of ATOT giving thomsbrain a standing ovation*

 

[DaWhim]

so where is Anand?

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
so where is Anand?

I heard that Fiat is trying to entice Anand to become a test driver for them so they kidnap him and fly him to Europe every other Wed.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:beer::beer:

- M4H

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
so where is Anand?

yea, does anand neff on ATOT?

 

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
i heard he was a closet homosexual with a fetish for jello pudding and burning the word "Satan" into himself himself with Athlon CPU cores.

oops, how did that slip out?

what i meant to say is that he has the strengh of 4 billion elephants on steroids (plus Barry Bonds) and the intelligence of Cal Tech, MIT, and Harvard combined, all wrapped up in a a package that People magazine voted "sexist man" 21 years running.

phew, nice save.

you forgot to mention his p4 eyes! And his athlon teeth!

what the hell, don't just be making stuff up. i only tell THE TRUTH. i've SEEN anand lift an entire semi truck loaded with G5's and smash it to bits...

WITH MIND BULLETS!!!!!!!

that's telekinesis, baby. what do you know about that? NOTHING!

*insert sound of ATOT giving thomsbrain a standing ovation*

Big freaking deal!

I once saw him destroy an asteroid that was headed for earth by shooting old Apple IIs out of his hands!
He craps out Geforce Fxs like he is on Ex-lax, and pisses out Radeons like he just drank the oceans! (I have also seem him to that, not because he was thirsty, but because he was board!)

 

[Bryan]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

what i meant to say is that he has the strengh of 4 billion elephants on steroids (plus Barry Bonds) and the intelligence of Cal Tech, MIT, and Harvard combined, all wrapped up in a a package that People magazine voted "sexist man" 21 years running.

"sexist man"? Does he pimp slap the ladies or something?

"Ladies, have sex with NFS4. I'm Anand Lal Shimpi beeeeyatch!"

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I'm a Anand wanna-be, I just don't have the time/resources to do it. I've been working on my own version of this site, aimed at antivirus security, but it's going nowhere so far.

your footer is pointing to index.htm instead of index.php on your site.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
i heard he was a closet homosexual with a fetish for jello pudding and burning the word "Satan" into himself himself with Athlon CPU cores.

oops, how did that slip out?

what i meant to say is that he has the strengh of 4 billion elephants on steroids (plus Barry Bonds) and the intelligence of Cal Tech, MIT, and Harvard combined, all wrapped up in a a package that People magazine voted "sexist man" 21 years running.

phew, nice save.

you forgot to mention his p4 eyes! And his athlon teeth!

what the hell, don't just be making stuff up. i only tell THE TRUTH. i've SEEN anand lift an entire semi truck loaded with G5's and smash it to bits...

WITH MIND BULLETS!!!!!!!

that's telekinesis, baby. what do you know about that? NOTHING!

*insert sound of ATOT giving thomsbrain a standing ovation*

Big freaking deal!

I once saw him destroy an asteroid that was headed for earth by shooting old Apple IIs out of his hands!
He craps out Geforce Fxs like he is on Ex-lax, and pisses out Radeons like he just drank the oceans! (I have also seem him to that, not because he was thirsty, but because he was board!)

There is a softer side to him too. Once, he saw a little girl with no legs crying next to a broken bike so to took a stack of lian li cases and melted with nothing but the heat and pressure of his teeth and formed a brand new shiny all aluminum bike for her. The then picked up a stack of scsi cables, chewed them up and spit out tires. He took some a Thunderbird cores and an old water cooling kit and made a steam engine so the bike would propel itself. Yes, my friends, Anand is a big soft teddy bear on the inside.