An original Toastedlightly joke

[Toastedlightly]

Friends are like the female period.... you get them once, and they keep coming back again and again and again and again.....
No, I don't mean to offend too much w/ this.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
Friends are like the female period.... you get them once, and they keep coming back again and again and again and again......until you hit 50. Then they leave forever.

ehh

i am not 50 yet,😉

 

[Mik3y]

you forgot to say the funny part 😉

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
you forgot to say the funny part 😉

agreed, this is a waste of time, nef

 

[jadinolf]

-192/10

 

[jadinolf]

-192/10

 

[amol]

your user rating, after this, is going to dip down to under -500. . .

 

[Zim Hosein]

😕

 

[GambiT]

Brut's worst jokes are leagues better than this.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

bring back the ass jokes

 

[Toastedlightly]

Every time someone votes, my score actualy goes up!

 

[Cyco]

E for effort...but otherwise....hey, at least you're trying to be original.

 

[n0cmonkey]

So my friends only come around once per month? 😕

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
So my friends only come around once per month? 😕

Interesting interpretation.

 

[cmdrmoocow]

:thumbsdown:

Bad, bad joke. Wasn't even smile-worthy.

 

[Darthvoy]

WTFLAME

 

[nycxandy]

This isn't a joke. Your attempt to tell a joke was a joke.

 

[So]

that was a sorry attempt at humor.

 

[PanzerIV]

In other news...Jay, Conan and Dave just breathed a big sigh of relief their jobs are not in jeopardy.

🙂

 

[bandana163]

Well...

 

[Ns1]

-3298749823784/10

 

[ironcrotch]

soo.. you made this up?

 

[AFB]

import static java.lang.Math.*;
import static java.lang.System.out.*;
double r = random();
r = abs(r);
String rS = r + "";
r = r * (10 ^ (rS.length() - 1));
print(r + " / 10" );