An original illusion88 joke

[illusion88]

Names are very important to me. Everything has a name and I pay attention to such things.

But beer names I could never understand. It's like, you take the name of a place and put beer at the end of it! I mean, who where these guys that thought of this!?

Sierra Nevada, Beer.
Russian River, Beer. (ED. local brew)
look, theres a root, beer
Look, that root is in a mug! Mug root beer.
Hey check it out, a stone, in the shape of a key, and its not too heavy, Keystone light!

 

[Brutuskend]

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[ajpa123]

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
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you know you like it!

 

[kogase]

If you edit it all out very quickly you can save yourself most of the embarrasment of ever posting this.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: kogase
If you edit it all out very quickly you can save yourself most of the embarrasment of ever posting this.

LOL! There IS comedy gold in this thread

 

[OdiN]

Well....if you just delete everything in your OP it might be somewhat entertaining. But only after the fact.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Illusion88 this one's for you :beer:

(parodies Gangsta's Paradise)

As i clicked on this thread my heart began to race
Hoping id spit coca-cola all over the place
Cuz I was expecting to laugh out so loud that
even my roommates would stop playing WoW

As I read on though not a chuckle was found
Not a single laugh, not a single sound
Got to the end and was sad to say
That joke that you posted didn't brighten my day

I really hate to say it, but you deserve to know
That the funnyness of the joke is rather low, fool
But don't worry cuz youll find one that's good
and not a flame will be thrown by anyone in this 'hood

Been spending most my time
writing out this song; comin up with a rhyme
Been spending most my time
drinkin a nice cold corona and lime

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Illusion88 this one's for you :beer:

(parodies Gangsta's Paradise)

As i clicked on this thread my heart began to race
Hoping id spit coca-cola all over the place
Cuz I was expecting to laugh out so loud that
even my roommates would stop playing WoW

As I read on though not a chuckle was found
Not a single laugh, not a single sound
Got to the end and was sad to say
That joke that you posted didn't brighten my day

I really hate to say it, but you deserve to know
That the funnyness of the joke is rather low, fool
But don't worry cuz youll find one that's good
and not a flame will be thrown by anyone in this 'hood

Been spending most my time
writing out this song; comin up with a rhyme
Been spending most my time
drinkin a nice cold corona and lime

Okay then...shall I call you Weird Marty? No that would be too respectful.