An Open Letter to my Laptop

[BossakTown]

Dear Laptop,
Stop Staring at me.

Love,
Mike Bossak

 

[Keego]

I'm confused. I never write letters to my laptop. BUT, if I were to write one, it'd be a love letter

 

[Rallispec]

dear laptop,
your little knub has worn down.
i shall replace it.

love,
danny

 

[ElFenix]

dear laptop
as you turn a decade old i realize you're more of a classic oddity than a functional device

love,
mike


<--- has a powerbook 180

 

[BossakTown]

Dear Laptop thread readers,
I suppose I should clarify. My laptop is actually a sea turtle with a touch-pad hot glued to its back. At least thats what I think it is. Either way it bites, has a touch-pad hot glued to its back, bites, and stares at me. I think its made by Dell. Not entirely sure. Can't get to close to it anymore. It bites too much. Can't get that close ever since the touch-pad/hot glue incident.

Love,
Mike Bossak

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: BossakTown
Dear Laptop thread readers,
I suppose I should clarify. My laptop is actually a sea turtle with a touch-pad hot glued to its back. At least thats what I think it is. Either way it bites, has a touch-pad hot glued to its back, bites, and stares at me. I think its made by Dell. Not entirely sure. Can't get to close to it anymore. It bites too much. Can't get that close ever since the touch-pad/hot glue incident.

Love,
Mike Bossak

fire and a hammer will fix that

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
dear laptop,
your little knub has worn down.
i shall replace it.

love,
danny

Thats a bit too much information, Ralli.

 

[brxndxn]

Dear Laptop,

Until you carry yourself, I will continue to use you without consideration or grattitude.

BJ

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Rallispec
dear laptop,
your little knub has worn down.
i shall replace it.

love,
danny

Thats a bit too much information, Ralli.

no i'm serious.. the little knub thing.. i dont know what its called.. the mouse pointer doodad... its wearing out. needs to replaced.


get your mind out of the gutter, perv.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Rallispec
dear laptop,
your little knub has worn down.
i shall replace it.

love,
danny

Thats a bit too much information, Ralli.

no i'm serious.. the little knub thing.. i dont know what its called.. the mouse pointer doodad... its wearing out. needs to replaced.


get your mind out of the gutter, perv.

Perv? ME?! I figured you said it, so I started thinking in ways that I usually dont.......

 

[Rallispec]

stop thinking about me like that. sicko.

 

[stev0]

dear laptop,

stop burping all your hot exhaust air on my hand.

thanks,
steve

 

[Rallispec]

dear laptop,
i hope we dont find out 5 years from now, that you've given me tesiticular cancer do to the fact that you're always on my lap emitting radiation and stuff.

please,
danny