An open letter to Michael Bay

[Fritzo]

For the sake of myself, my family, my children, my children's children, and all that is held sacred- PLEASE STOP MAKING MOVIES.

Thank You,

The People of Earth

 

[BassBomb]

1/1

 

[olds]

Waits for OP ownage.

 

[mugs]

The Rock > you

 

[olds]

I love time warps...

 

[her209]

Dear Michael,

Did you hit it? Was it worth it?

Thanks.

 

[Reckoner]

the rock was good

 

[T9D]

...

 

[geno]

Please make Transformers 3 not be a suckfest

 

[Kaido]

T1 was great. T2 was terrible.

Please don't consult George Lucas for writing the love story portion anymore, either.

 

[MotF Bane]

Dear Michael Bay,

Get Megan Fox to do nude shoots. Or porn. Thanks.

 

[TheVrolok]

The Rock was fantastic.. Bad Boys was good, The Island was ok, the first Transformers was ok..

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

How about you just stop seeing his movies? Then what difference does it make if he continues making them?

Douche.

 

[sjwaste]

Are you serious? Michael Bay makes great movies. Yeah, maybe not on the "artistic merit" scale, but I'm always entertained.

 

[dud]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
How about you just stop seeing his movies? Then what difference does it make if he continues making them?

Douche.

Sir,

In this country we have something called free speech. If you do not understand the concept of free speech please exit stage left.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Kaido
T1 was great. T2 was terrible.

Please don't consult George Lucas for writing the love story portion anymore, either.

Someone needs to punch that fat fuck for converting Star Wars into a for-kids franchise, and completely screwing it up in the process. I mean, is having droids that act like droids and not a retarded version of Michael Bay's incarnation of the twins really asking all that much?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

It's okay if Michael Bay sticks to making Michael Bay type flicks for children. He's absolutely the right guy to direct brain-dead action movies like Transformers. The trouble comes when he tries to turn real movies into special effects chase sequences. The Island, Armageddon and Pearl Harbor *could* have been good with a different director, but Bay botched them.

 

[SirStev0]

He just seems to love shitty scripts. Sometimes it works - The Rock. Sometimes it is garbage - Transformers 2 (that movie felt like 4 high guys sat in a room and desperately tried to remember the plot of the Cartoon movie).

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: dud

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
How about you just stop seeing his movies? Then what difference does it make if he continues making them?

Douche.

Sir,

In this country we have something called free speech. If you do not understand the concept of free speech please exit stage left.

What are you talking about? What does free speech have to do with my post?

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: sjwaste
Are you serious? Michael Bay makes great movies. Yeah, maybe not on the "artistic merit" scale, but I'm always entertained.

This. I liked Transformers 2. It's kewl to hate on Bay though, hence the OP.

Originally posted by: her209
Dear Michael,

Did you hit it? Was it worth it?

Thanks.

Bay almost certainly hit that. He seems like the kind of guy who would, and she's definitely the kind of chick.

 

[bret]

Originally posted by: dud

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
How about you just stop seeing his movies? Then what difference does it make if he continues making them?

Douche.

Sir,

In this country we have something called free speech. If you do not understand the concept of free speech please exit stage left.

he wasnt telling you to stop typing till your sausage fingers fall off, he was just stating that if you dont know any better... dont see anymore of his movies

*exits left stage*

 

[sandmanwake]

Originally posted by: her209
Dear Michael,

Did you hit it? Was it worth it?

Thanks.

Are you kidding? He not only hit it, he hit it hard, he hit it with the angry fist of God. And considering he says she's going to be in Transformer 3 even after all the crap she had said about him, it was apparently worth it.

 

[ultimatebob]

I think that Michael Bay is too busy swimming in his giant pool of money to bother reading this open letter. Sorry OP.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: mugs
The Rock > you

no.

not really.

 

[rh71]

john woo makes things go in slow motion... he should stop too yes?