An oldie but goodie: Cyber Sex Gone Wrong

[Iron Woode]

Bloodninja is my hero

 

[TitanDiddly]

Heh, I hadn't seen all of those. Tee hee hee.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

LMAO, the Ghostbuster bit is the greatest

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

lol, funny sh!t

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: UlricT
gold!

most of those are old, but there are a few new ones, classsic!

 

[darkeneddays]

Been a long time since I'd last seen that. Still had me LMAO. Good stuff

 

[MithShrike]

I've seen a lot of these but they're still great. I swear bloodninja is fvckin awesome.

 

[Calin]

A part of it I read before - but there is something new

Wonderful

 

[rh71]

^ for a case of the anti-Mondays.

 

[CrackaLackaZe]

Eh...I've never thought it was funny. The "girl" was probably some nasty chick or a very confused guy. So you've got a guy (who spends most of his life indoors playing computer games) who's typing all of that to a nasty chick or another guy. Lame.

 

[Danman]

Man, my co-workers and I had a good laugh from that.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: CrackaLackaZe
Eh...I've never thought it was funny. The "girl" was probably some nasty chick or a very confused guy. So you've got a guy (who spends most of his life indoors playing computer games) who's typing all of that to a nasty chick or another guy. Lame.

That's why its a joke. :roll: Right over your head.

 

[geno]

blast from the past

 

[midnightrat]

omg that is some funny sh!t

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fvck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.

Lolerskates That's always my favorite one. So wrong but so funny. HAAARRRR

 

[TallBill]

roflmao

 

[Silex]

I wonder if anybody has ever tried to IM any of the cyber victims. Just the thought of them being a guy is making me shutter.

 

[dudeman007]

LOLLLLL

STUPID DESPERATE LOSERS. LOL I LOVE IT.

"bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door...."

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: BigKev
I put on my robe and wizard hat

LMFAO!! I still laugh every time I hear that.

LOL... me too. This is one repost that I love every time I see it

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

ahahahhahah

 

[DJFuji]

dude you're a fvcking bastard you know that. I just had wisdom teeth pulled and i can't open my mouth because the edges of my lips are all cut up and it stretches the cuts when I open my mouth. Try laughing your ass off with your mouth closed. You not only LOOK and SOUND like an idiot, but it's VERY difficult and it fvcking HURTS because your mouth will inevitably open.