An ode to Little Caesars

[renz20003]

Little Caesars Little Caesars what do I see?
Five dollar pizzas for you and me
Little Caesars Little Caesars what do I taste?
Hydrogenated oils loving embrace

Little Caesars Little Caesars what do I feel?
Grease filled dough and meat disks galore
Little Caesars Little Caesars what do I think?
Cardiovascular disease and nausea, I cant sleep a wink

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

As if chain delivery pizza wasn't bad enough (Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, etc...), like Caesars takes it to the next level with CHEAP delivery pizza. Shit is disgusting yo, I would take a grocery store frozen pizza over that junk.

 

[Sonikku]

Little Caesars Little Caesars what do I feel?
Grease filled dough and meat disks galore

 

[zerocool84]

I like their Deep Deep Dish but not their cheap $5 one. The Deep Deep Dish is better than any Papa John's pizza.

 

[RossMAN]

About 10 yrs ago they had amazing crazy bread. They must have changed their recipe, cheaper or healthier.

 

[esquared]

Last time I ate that greasy, POS was in 1987.
I wouldn't eat it, if you paid me.

 

[FeuerFrei]

It's eminently edible if thoroughly baked. $5.41 for a large = lunch for 3 days. You cannot beat that value anywhere.

I used to eat there all the time until they tried to poison me with cleaning fluid.

 

[Red Squirrel]

We had Little Caesars here many years ago and it was probably the best pizza in town, till more chains like Topper's showed up. Little Ceasars eventually closed and people were sad. They recently came back though, they're ok, but not as good as I remember it.

Can't beat it for the value though, but sometimes I do like to splurge and get something more high end like Pizza Hut or Boston Pizza.

Generally I go with Toppers or Dominos though.

 

[John Connor]

If that's all Detroit has to offer in pizza then not only have they fallen economically, but failed at one of the most popular foods in America.

Here in my town there isn't shit for good pizza. Sure, there's plenty of places, but it all so SUCKS! There is one place not too bad. Owner is from NY. But I don't care for thin crust. Then there's a restaurant I frequently go to that has wood fired pizza. That too isn't bad. We just got a Toppers which is nice because they are open til 3 AM, and I have taken advantage of that before. LOL By far the best pizza EVER is in Chicago. I love my deep dish, and thick cut Italian sausage.

 

[KMFJD]

If i have to order from a chain i'll order Dominos , can't stand Little Caesars, although for some reason the slices they sold at the old Joe Louis Arena where way better than anything you could get in a store...i wonder if they've carried that over to the new arena.

 

[lxskllr]

Little Caesar is my my favorite pizza chain pizza. $5, and I'm in and out. There's some chains that are marginally better, but 2-3* the price, and they take forever.

 

[stargazr]

I like Little Ceasers for a cheap pizza. Certainly better than Papa Johns or Dominos. Around here we have Pizza Patron, which I like better though.

 

[Iron Woode]

We had Little Caesars here many years ago and it was probably the best pizza in town, till more chains like Topper's showed up. Little Ceasars eventually closed and people were sad. They recently came back though, they're ok, but not as good as I remember it.

Can't beat it for the value though, but sometimes I do like to splurge and get something more high end like Pizza Hut or Boston Pizza.

Generally I go with Toppers or Dominos though.

well, you do live in Timmins.

 

[cbrunny]

Little Caesars is amazing. In the truest sense of the word. I am amazed:

- How cheap their pizza is
- How shitty it actually is
- That I keep eating it regularly
- That I am not fat
- That it hasn't burned a hole in my stomach from the heartburn
- That is actually delicious in a "this is freggin gross" kind of way. Like KFC.


There you have it. Little Caesars is the KFC of the pizza world. You heard it here first.

 

[Sonikku]

I like Little Ceasers for a cheap pizza. Certainly better than Papa Johns or Dominos. Around here we have Pizza Patron, which I like better though.

Dominos can't be topped for the money in my opinion. But then again they've improved a lot over the last year. A large with three toppings for $8 is a good value considering the poor quality of little C.