amdhunter
Lifer
"...Our country is so advanced that we can take a kidney of one man, put it in another, and have him fit enough to go looking for work in six weeks."
His German colleague says: "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor laughs and says: "In my country, medicine is so much more advanced. We can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks. Just two weeks."
Not to be outdone, the American doctor says: "You guys are way behind; we recently took a man from Texas with no brain, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work!"
His German colleague says: "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor laughs and says: "In my country, medicine is so much more advanced. We can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks. Just two weeks."
Not to be outdone, the American doctor says: "You guys are way behind; we recently took a man from Texas with no brain, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work!"