An Invitation to a hoax

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GroundZero

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Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
What the hell is a "aluminum beanie crowd"?

the ones who line their apts with foil and wear foil beanies on their heads to keep the signals from getting in
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
What the hell is a "aluminum beanie crowd"?

the ones who line their apts with foil and wear foil beanies on their heads to keep the signals from getting in

Well, I can tell you from experience... after two years isolating myself from the world, lining the walls with aluminum foil, and wearing a titanium head shield, it didn't work. I still heard the voices.
 

GroundZero

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
What the hell is a "aluminum beanie crowd"?

the ones who line their apts with foil and wear foil beanies on their heads to keep the signals from getting in

Well, I can tell you from experience... after two years isolating myself from the world, lining the walls with aluminum foil, and wearing a titanium head shield, it didn't work. I still heard the voices.

that's because you didn't find the second chip that they planted in your left ass-cheek. you should also be wearing tin foil trousers
:D
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
What the hell is a "aluminum beanie crowd"?

the ones who line their apts with foil and wear foil beanies on their heads to keep the signals from getting in

Or from getting out.
 

tm37

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
What the hell is a "aluminum beanie crowd"?

the ones who line their apts with foil and wear foil beanies on their heads to keep the signals from getting in

Well what do you use to stop the signals?
 

element

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Hmm, what is stopping "the signals" from entering into your brain from under the beanie? If the "signals" can penetrate your skull from the top, then surely it can from the bottom too.

You are all under goobernment control. Resistance is futile. It is too late to laminate your asses. They have already been probed. We aliens took over your guberment years ago to find "the one" you know...the one who's sh!t don't stink. So far all you humans are smelly assed mofos. You are all meaningless. Your lives are all for nothing. Deal with it. k thx bye.
 

prvteye2003

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Originally posted by: TechITguy
Originally posted by: MrColin
I would like to organize an online colaborative group to put on a harmless yet hilarious hoax on the aluminum beanie crowd outside of ATOT. This would involve both online activities and maybe some field work. Share your ideas, and note what you could contribute below. I'll PM you if I want you in.

WTF are you talking about?

 

element

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Originally posted by: prvteye2003
Originally posted by: TechITguy
Originally posted by: MrColin
I would like to organize an online colaborative group to put on a harmless yet hilarious hoax on the aluminum beanie crowd outside of ATOT. This would involve both online activities and maybe some field work. Share your ideas, and note what you could contribute below. I'll PM you if I want you in.

WTF are you talking about?

I don't get it? PICS?
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: element®

Hmm, what is stopping "the signals" from entering into your brain from under the beanie? If the "signals" can penetrate your skull from the top, then surely it can from the bottom too.

You are all under goobernment control. Resistance is futile. It is too late to laminate your asses. They have already been probed. We aliens took over your guberment years ago to find "the one" you know...the one who's sh!t don't stink. So far all you humans are smelly assed mofos. You are all meaningless. Your lives are all for nothing. Deal with it. k thx bye.

That's the whole point... we joke them because they are stupid.

If it is on the east coast, or I can help over the internet, I'm in. LMK what I can do. I'd love to play a joke on the tin-foil hat crew. :D