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An interesting Night Crew story

mrSHEiK124

mrSHEiK124

Lifer
This is going to sound blog-post-ish. If that bothers you, go screw yourself.

So I'm walking around outside my apartment, smoking a cigarrette. I pass by an apartment and notice that the keys are in the door, and this happens to be the only apartment on my floor where I don't know and wouldn't recognize who lives there. So I knock on the door, nobody answers, and I just forget about it. I figured it's late, whoever lives there is probably asleep now anyways, even though this place is filled with fuckin party animals and college kids.

I had a cigarette again just now, and kinda felt bad knowing that this guy could get his car stolen or his place broken into all while I knew his keys were right there in the open. So I walked over and knocked on the door pretty damn loud. A few seconds later this RIPPED dude opens the door. He was a good half a foot taller than me (I'm a scrawny motherfucker), had like an army shaved head, goatee, tattoos all over (all he was wearing was some basketball shorts), he looked like he could easily kick my ass, and did I mention he was RIPPED?

I tried to get around the awkwardness, and I pointed at his keys:
"Hey, you left your keys in your door."
"Don't ever knock on my door like that..."
"Man, I didn't want someone to jack your car or shit while you were asleep!"
"I appreciate that, but I was about to shoot your ass. Don't knock on my door like that."
*slam*

Son of a bitch...that's what I get for trying to be nice.
 
Oh and next time take his car for a joyride. Leave a note in it like "Thanks for the ride!! XOXOXOXOXO - TheSheik" And then lock his keys in the car and go to bed.

Wear gloves of course.
 
What a dick. Don't let him ruin your good intentions in the future, most people would appreciate someone doing that for them.
 
Originally posted by: Flash1969
What a dick. Don't let him ruin your good intentions in the future, most people would appreciate someone doing that for them.
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Seriously...I was raised to appreciate and try and do that kind of shit, even if it meant going a little out of my way. I was on the road a while back in a friends car (notice how it's not me, I'd never make this mistake 😛) and this completely redneck lookin dude starts honking and hollering at us at a red light. I roll down the window and I'm ready to start talking shit because my friend probably cut him off or something because he's just an obnoxious driver.

He pointed out a flat tire.
 
Originally posted by: OdiN
Oh and next time take his car for a joyride. Leave a note in it like "Thanks for the ride!! XOXOXOXOXO - TheSheik" And then lock his keys in the car and go to bed.

Wear gloves of course.
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LMAO. Excellent.

My Plan B was unlock the door and throw the keys in there. It's a damn good thing I didn't, because I don't know if he was serious [I don't know if he has a gun?] or not but his actual words WERE "I was about to shoot your ass."
 
Well next time don't use the Crips' secret Knock of Death.



After he closed the door, you should have knocked again just a little bit differently.
Of course then, who knows, he might have snatched you up and "ripped" various orifices of yours. Once you've been thoroughly violated, you finally are able to gasp out your sincere disapproval of what just transpired.
"Oh, sorry dude, but you did the 'screw me raw' knock. Damn man, you've got to be more careful, ok? Love you, sugarplum! Call again! *wink wink*"

 
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
this RIPPED dude...good half a foot taller...an army shaved head, goatee, tattoos all over ...could easily kick my ass...RIPPED...*slam*
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Did you just meet TECHNOVIKING?
 
Originally posted by: rivan
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
this RIPPED dude...good half a foot taller...an army shaved head, goatee, tattoos all over ...could easily kick my ass...RIPPED...*slam*
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Did you just meet TECHNOVIKING?
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Who's TECHNOVIKING?

I just realized his car keys were Dodge keys. There's a decked out Dodge Charger here that I've honestly never been here and not seen parked outside, that started appearing after a decked out BMW 545i disappeared. That, combined with the fact that I've never seen him, or seen anyone near that apartment, leads me to believe that he is a drug dealer, and I should have taken his decked out Dodge Charger for a joyride. Hehe, I crack myself up.
 
You should've taken the keys and moved the Charger to a different spot. Really fuck with his head. Then stick his keys in somebody elses door.
 
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Originally posted by: rivan
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
this RIPPED dude...good half a foot taller...an army shaved head, goatee, tattoos all over ...could easily kick my ass...RIPPED...*slam*
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Did you just meet TECHNOVIKING?
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Who's TECHNOVIKING?

I just realized his car keys were Dodge keys. There's a decked out Dodge Charger here that I've honestly never been here and not seen parked outside, that started appearing after a decked out BMW 545i disappeared. That, combined with the fact that I've never seen him, or seen anyone near that apartment, leads me to believe that he is a drug dealer, and I should have taken his decked out Dodge Charger for a joyride. Hehe, I crack myself up.
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man, he must fail at drug dealing.
Obviously, the next step from the BMW would be to jack some Viper and deck that out. At least, that's what GTA IV has led me to believe would be a good route. GTA IV has taught me how to rule to crime world. And with an understanding of how dark real world crime is organized due to Batman Begins, I am prepared to take over some city's underground crime syndicate!

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Originally posted by: Kadarin
He's pissed because you probably interrupted his marathon masturbation session.
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True story:
My first roomate left his keys in the doors deadbolt (the only lock on the door) and I got off work early. I just turned the key to unlock and opened the door in one quick motion and there my roomate was on the couch whacking away. Jeebus, talk about akward. He didnt say much for a couple of days and we never spoke of it again.
 
i'd recommend super gluing (gorilla glue to be exact) the keys in the door next time, so he wont forget where he put them
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
knock softer next time. It's an apartment, if he is not coming to the door he still knows you are there.
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It was 12:45 AM he first time I knocked, and like 1 AM when I got bothered enough to go back out there again. I knocked harder because I knew he was asleep. Yeah I'm probably a douche for waking him up, but he left his keys in the door 😕 :brainfart:
 
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