Originally posted by: Bignate603
Here's another engineering joke...
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were playing golf one day. They got stuck behind a group that seemed to be playing terribly and moving excrutiatingly slowly. A groundsworker was walking by while they were waiting yet again for them so they could continue you playing. They asked the groundsworker if he knew what was going on.
He said "Oh, that's a group of former fire fighters. Our clubhouse caught fire one day and they saved many people who were caught inside. Sadly, that group there all lost their sight as an effect of the fire. We let them play whenever they want to try and make up for it."
The Priest said "Oh, that's such a touching story, I'll say a prayer for them"
The doctor said "That's terrible, I'll look to see if there's something that can be done so they can see again."
The engineer said "Why can't they play at night?"
And one more...
Four engineers were arguing over what type of engineer God must have been (because it's just common knowledge he must have been an engineer right?) To do this they were looking at the human body and finding examples...
One argued that he must have been a mechanical engineer. "Just look at all those joints, elobarate structures to attach muscles, and give support" he said.
The second thought he was a electrical engineer. "With the brain and nerves, all those connections, circuits, those logic systems, he had to be a electrical engineer".
The third believed he was a chemical engineer. "The chemical reactions that the body preforms would make him a chemical engineer, nobody else would have planned it that way".
The last one assumed he was a civil engineer. His reasoning was "Who else would run a sewage line through a recreational area?"
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