An apple a day...

HN

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wait, isn't an apple a day supposed to keep the dentist away? so if you thought an apple was supposed to keep the doctor away, you are sorely mistake and even DESERVE to have your moobs fondled to teach you a lesson about dentists and fondling.
 

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Kudos to the "doctor" for administering some free breast exams.:D What cracks me up is when I saw this on Keith Olberman yesterday I was like,

"You know, if they would have only turned him down, no one would have been taken advantage of."

Those women are stupid and deserved their fate.
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: HN
wait, isn't an apple a day supposed to keep the dentist away? so if you thought an apple was supposed to keep the doctor away, you are sorely mistake and even DESERVE to have your moobs fondled to teach you a lesson about dentists and fondling.

I've always heard it as "An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 

esun

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Why the hell would an apple prevent a dental visit? It is food, but not only that, sugar, and that never goes well with teeth. Apple's are healthy for your body, not teeth.
 

HN

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Originally posted by: esun
Why the hell would an apple prevent a dental visit? It is food, but not only that, sugar, and that never goes well with teeth. Apple's are healthy for your body, not teeth.

wait, so when the dentist put me under, he wasn't....

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Originally posted by: HN
wait, isn't an apple a day supposed to keep the dentist away? so if you thought an apple was supposed to keep the doctor away, you are sorely mistake and even DESERVE to have your moobs fondled to teach you a lesson about dentists and fondling.

You are an idiot.
 

HN

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Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Originally posted by: HN
wait, isn't an apple a day supposed to keep the dentist away? so if you thought an apple was supposed to keep the doctor away, you are sorely mistake and even DESERVE to have your moobs fondled to teach you a lesson about dentists and fondling.

You are an idiot.

will you fondle me?