Amuse me!

[Napalm381]

So I'm sittin here in the computer lab, workin on my ChemE lab report, and i'm bored off my ass. Gimme something that'll keep me awake, kids. I need it.

 

[Viper GTS]

Nice... Dress
FHM Pics

You did say "Arouse me," right?

🙂

Viper GTS

 

[Napalm381]

Your mom?

Sorry, couldn't resist 😛 😛 😛

 

[Regine]

i don't think he needs that kind of amusement 😉

 

[ltk007]

Paulson, was that necessary. That was far from funny, and didn't have any value. Therfore your post fits the definition of a nef. So please, next time hit the cancel button and refrain from posting such useless things.

 

[Napalm381]

Just the mention of your name isn't enough, Paulson. I've seen your name on my screen so many times that it fails to scare me anymore 😉 You'll have to do better than THAT.

 

[chipbgt]

Bring me your finest meats and cheeses

 

[Napalm381]

Nobody told me liquid nitrogen was THAT cold!

 

[konichiwa]

Take me to your refrigerator.

 

[jonnyGURU]

I was walking up Broadway, you know, and there's this incredible looking Swedish girl having a Cappuccino across the street from Lincoln Center. I started talking to her, you know - She said her name was Lola, Her English wasn't too good, you know - but we wound up spending about 5 hours together just hanging out you know. So we go back to my place - we get high - we get really into each other, man. It was love about to happen...I'm serious. And then all of a sudden she gets up and she says, she says "Hey, I really gotta leave"

Damn!

But you know I was really flipped out, you know, and she asked me if I'm angry or something. I said of course I'm angry, man. This isn't high school or anything, you know. So I'm feeling really cavalier and I say uuh...call me if you want to... huh, yeah...call me if you want to. So she rang me up and she says, "Hey! Do you wanna go out?" Huh, Do I wanna go out?

Yeah, she took me home, man. She threw me all around the room, man. I mean this chick was really hot. She was nice to me, you know. She let me keep on my cowboy boots and everything...she was allright... oooh!

I dare you to play this record.

Anyway so she took me home and she splattered my brains.

Yeah, there I am. There I am. What happened? What happened? Where was I? Oh here I am.

I told her I wouldn't sleep with her friends - she doesn't sleep with my friends. Anything else you do, you know...Don't you tell me.