Amuse me!

[Napalm381]

So I'm sittin here in the computer lab, workin on my ChemE lab report, and i'm bored off my ass. Gimme something that'll keep me awake, kids. I need it.

 

[Viper GTS]

Nice... Dress
FHM Pics

You did say "Arouse me," right?



Viper GTS

 

[Napalm381]

Your mom?

Sorry, couldn't resist

 

[Regine]

i don't think he needs that kind of amusement

 

[ltk007]

Paulson, was that necessary. That was far from funny, and didn't have any value. Therfore your post fits the definition of a nef. So please, next time hit the cancel button and refrain from posting such useless things.

 

[Napalm381]

Just the mention of your name isn't enough, Paulson. I've seen your name on my screen so many times that it fails to scare me anymore You'll have to do better than THAT.

 

[chipbgt]

Bring me your finest meats and cheeses

 

[Napalm381]

Nobody told me liquid nitrogen was THAT cold!

 

[konichiwa]

Take me to your refrigerator.

 

[jonnyGURU]

I was walking up Broadway, you know, and there's this incredible looking Swedish girl having a Cappuccino across the street from Lincoln Center. I started talking to her, you know - She said her name was Lola, Her English wasn't too good, you know - but we wound up spending about 5 hours together just hanging out you know. So we go back to my place - we get high - we get really into each other, man. It was love about to happen...I'm serious. And then all of a sudden she gets up and she says, she says "Hey, I really gotta leave"

Damn!

But you know I was really flipped out, you know, and she asked me if I'm angry or something. I said of course I'm angry, man. This isn't high school or anything, you know. So I'm feeling really cavalier and I say uuh...call me if you want to... huh, yeah...call me if you want to. So she rang me up and she says, "Hey! Do you wanna go out?" Huh, Do I wanna go out?

Yeah, she took me home, man. She threw me all around the room, man. I mean this chick was really hot. She was nice to me, you know. She let me keep on my cowboy boots and everything...she was allright... oooh!

I dare you to play this record.

Anyway so she took me home and she splattered my brains.

Yeah, there I am. There I am. What happened? What happened? Where was I? Oh here I am.

I told her I wouldn't sleep with her friends - she doesn't sleep with my friends. Anything else you do, you know...Don't you tell me.