Originally posted by: CurseTheSky
Originally posted by: Gillbot
Originally posted by: Idontcare
"Hello I'm an AMD, and hello I'm an Intel".
:laugh:
Too bad they didn't have a commercial like that back in the Netburst days.
Both: "Hello, I'm an AMD. (Gasping) And hello... I'm... an Intel (wipes sweat from brow)"
AMD: "Intel, what are you running on that treadmill for?"
Intel: "Well, AMD, I find that if I run very quickly from place to place, I manage to get more done. I'm training right now so that I can increase my pace for the next processor we release. Don't you need to work on increasing your speed too?"
AMD: "Well, no. You see, I manage to get plenty done by just walking everywhere. When I have to really hustle, a brisk jog tends to get the job done."
Intel: "How is that possible? Everyone knows that I get way more done that you do!"
AMD: "Sure, we get about the same amount done, I just don't have to move as fast. It's all about arctitecture."
Intel: "Oh so you're an architect? What's that field look like these days? I'm thinking I need a change of scenery anyway..."
Both: (Sobbing) "Hello, I'm an AMD (long sigh). And hello, I'm an Intel!"
Intel: "AMD, what's the matter?"
AMD: "Oh, nothing. I'll be ok. I just need some time alone."
Intel: "Agena isn't all that it was hyped up to be, huh?"
AMD: (Angrily) "Don't talk about that! Just leave me alone!"
Intel: "AMD... is that a gun in your hand? Don't do anything crazy now..."
AMD: "..."
Intel: "Look, I'm sorry - I didn't want to bring up a sore subject, I swear. C'mon, there's plenty to be happy about - Phenom isn't so bad after all, it just wasn't quite as good in practice as it was on paper. It happens to the best of us."
AMD: "You know Intel, you're right. I feel a bit better now. Thanks."
Intel: "Yeah, sorry again. So, uh, how's the ATI acquisition treating you?"
AMD: "..."
Intel: "AMD, put the gun down! Let's not be so hasty... I mean, it's not like I said
R600 or something... AMD, don't do i-- Oh my God, he shot himself!"