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FatJackSprat

Senior member
I was on Amazon today and saw a link to something called "The Page You Made." I didn't recall making any pages, so I clicked to see what it was. Here is what it contatined:

Pork Chocs
Owl Puke
Gallon of Fish and Poop
And finally: Mr. Poopy, the Octopus

What is this "page you made" and who made it? I never heard of any of these things before today.

Just before opening that page I was looking at the 9000 Ladybugs is that why all of this stuff was placed on the page I didn't make?
 
Ladybugs: 9000 Count

Unhappy, June 12, 2004
Reviewer: A Kitchen & Housewares enthusiast from Farkland Islands
I paid for 9,000 ladybugs, but I only received 8,982. I would appreciate either a refund of the .039 cents I overpaid, or an additional shipment of the missing 18 bugs. I really can't be expected to successfully recreate the Battle of Gettysburg with only 8,982 Union and Confederate lady bug soldiers, so if given the option, I'd prefer the remaining bugs over the cash refund. Thanks.

- ThatVANGuy

These "ladybugs" have caused unfortunate side effetcs, June 11, 2004
Reviewer: Bob Thrutch from France, UK.
I've recently noticed upon opneing said package, that I have developed a rash around the nether regions. I have to admit, that as much as I enjoy a good scratch, this is getting beyond a joke. I have dispensed with the package and it's contents into the rubbish (garbage) bin and have disinfected the entire house. Unfortunate enough to say, this is not enough, not only am I scratching for England, I'm also up for trials for the entire united kingdom.

Me and my friend Kurt are faced with the possibility of being evicted from our squat-hole on the grounds of being a public health risk.

Me and Kurt (and his scottish friend zoro-zero-7) have done absolutely nothing wrong, we are the innocent victims. We purchased your product in good faith, and we have developed this side effect.

I don't want to come across as being tarty about this, but if we don't at least get enough £££ to get some medical treatment, we might have to go on "tonight with trevor mcdonald" to get our views across

PS. Parking space and catering was ample and acceptable.

PPS. Who is Tony Randall?


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