AMA about the last 35 years of my life

[Mayne]

Pick a year and i'll tell you an amusing story.

 

[Mayne]

it's important to note that i spent my teen years in the 80's. This is why will only tell stories from '85 and onward. 80's is where I was pure and innocent.

 

[IronWing]

1991

 

[Mayne]

1991 hmmm. I was 22 and dating this amazing girl with big boobs. Of course I couldn't keep my hands off her. I snuck into her bedroom and her dad walked in a few minutes later. I hid under the cover and listened to them talked back and forth. I later desecrated her body. It was nerve wracking though...thought for sure he could see me under the covers.

 

[zinfamous]

You mean we can't ask about the year you first learned to masturbate?

damn.

 

[JEDIYoda]

You mean we can't ask about the year you first learned to masturbate?

damn.

I mbet there were some cute stories....sucjh as which hand to use??? etc.....