Am I the only one who can't stand pubic & nostril hair?

[amdhunter]

I only trim the basement bush. I find that it's worse if you shave. As soon as the hair starts to grow it begins to chafe.

Or you can just light it on fire. I'm sure that'd work quite well too.

pics?

 

[ImpulsE69]

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pics?

 

[Jeff7]

Isn't that supposed to be why there are so many little penises in old art? People way back when thought little boys were sexy. I thought that was why Michelangelo's David had a little penis.

Cost-cutting measures.

 

[DrPizza]

I knew this post was coming.

What if I told you trimming hair isn't about being desired by females, but sheer convenience it brings?

Convenience? WTF are you talking about? Oh, I see - it smells. Well, you know what? I guarantee I've got more hair on my body than you do. But, I don't stink. See, I have this shower thing in my house. I stand in it each day and use this other nifty invention: soap. Then, after I dry off, I apply another modern personal hygiene item: deodorant/anti-perspirant. Bam. No more stinking.

I do, however, shave my face. I tried a mustache once - I looked ridiculous. There's no way I'd look good with a beard. I don't find it convenient to shave every day - rather, I find it inconvenient & wish there were a product where I'd only have to shave my face about once a month.

Perhaps you need to look up the word "convenient." It may not mean what you think it means.

 

[DrPizza]

Isn't that supposed to be why there are so many little penises in old art? People way back when thought little boys were sexy. I thought that was why Michelangelo's David had a little penis.

Don't forget, they had people posing for that art. It was a bit more... drafty back then. 😛

 

[Perknose]

I knew this post was coming.

What if I told you trimming hair isn't about being desired by females, but sheer convenience it brings?

You have to understand that you telling me that you consider your pubic hair to be a huge inconvenience makes me want to weep for the creeping, and creepy, metrosexuality you've somehow bought into.

I mean, what about how shiny your forehead and nose sometimes get? Will you soon be breaking out your compact and powdering them like the yappy little poodle boy you're unconsciously morphing into?

Next, you'll be shopping for a nice, little slip to wear under your dress clothes, so that your gross, gross outer garments don't chafe your darling, sensitive skin.

Where the fuck will it end with you delicate little flowers?

Groups of you getting up en masse in restaurants to go to the little boys room together? 😉 😛

 

[coldmeat]

You have to understand that you telling me that you consider your pubic hair to be a huge inconvenience makes me want to weep for the creeping, and creepy, metrosexuality you've somehow bought into.

I mean, what about how shiny your forehead and nose sometimes get? Will you soon be breaking out your compact and powdering them like the yappy little poodle boy you're unconsciously morphing into?

Next, you'll be shopping for a nice, little slip to wear under your dress clothes, so that your gross, gross outer garments don't chafe your darling, sensitive skin.

Where the fuck will it end with you delicate little flowers?

Groups of you getting up en masse in restaurants to go to the little boys room together? 😉 😛

do you shave your beard?

 

[waterjug]

I agree. I expect girls to be shaven down there, I like a clean workspace, and it'd be hypocritical to not sport the same clean slate myself. Plus hair down there is just uncomfortable and gross.

A word to the wise though: I tried nair a few times, it worked well....but do NOT use it on your balls. I was watching football in my recliner, my room mates weren't home and I had gotten a free sample of nare. So I decided it was time to smooth out my balls. I got naked and smeared it on my scrotum and let them hang off the edge of the chair for several minutes. After about 3 minutes I started to feel a slight burning. I started to wipe the nair off, and sure enough the hair came off. Unfortunately the burning got stronger. The scent of the minty nair was nauseating. It cloyingly filled my nostrils as my scrotum felt it had been dipped into molten brimstone. I writhed in agony on the floor unsure of what to do, my ball sack's skin an angry red. I crawled back to my recliner to watch football and try and take my mind off the searing pain in my scrotum. Fortunately one of my room mate had a bag of frozen corn in the freezer. I rested it across my tender scrotum and watched football, any movement causing another bolt of burning pain to shoot from my scrotum into my lower stomach causing me to wretch. So I sat there prone for hours as the bag of corn melted on my scrotum and warmed to room temperature; the pain on my flesh diminishing with it.

 

[Jeff7]

Don't forget, they had people posing for that art. It was a bit more... drafty back then. 😛

The "Little" Ice Age indeed.

 

[StinkyPinky]

I like Chewie from star wars but with more hair. My wife likes it, so I don't care. My pubic hair grows down to my knees and my chest hair and beard cannot be distinguished.

I do shave some of my nasal hair though.

 

[Imp]

Just remembered that I need to buy a new hair clipper to shave my ass - not using my $100-$200 units for my head even if I've just taken a shower.

 

[Fritzo]

Once upon a time, manly man looking men, like Sean Connery, were desired by females. Somehow, a large segment of the population has started to think that men should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

Bird no nest in barren tree...

 

[Perknose]

do you shave your beard?

Sometimes not for months and months and months, why? Do you think you've made some sort of point?

And when I do, it's certainly not for convenience.

 

[Perknose]

Once upon a time, manly man looking men, like Sean Connery, were desired by females. Somehow, a large segment of the population has started to think that men should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

Well, to be fair, it does seem to be the evolutionary path our species is taking.

Ever dwindling sperm count in males is a trend, too. Coincidence? I think not! 😛

 

[Fritzo]

Ever dwindling sperm count in males is a trend, too. Coincidence? I think not! 😛

I blame skinny jeans.

 

[Jeff7]

Ever dwindling sperm count in males is a trend, too. Coincidence? I think not! 😛

That's just efficiency. In time, it will take just one sperm to complete the mission.

Testicles the world over have taken to heart the mantra that every sperm is sacred, and are trying to do something about it.

 

[tboo]

Rodney Moore's Horny Hairy Girls series vids are fapalicious.

 

[Ichinisan]

I agree. I expect girls to be shaven down there, I like a clean workspace, and it'd be hypocritical to not sport the same clean slate myself. Plus hair down there is just uncomfortable and gross.

A word to the wise though: I tried nair a few times, it worked well....but do NOT use it on your balls. I was watching football in my recliner, my room mates weren't home and I had gotten a free sample of nare. So I decided it was time to smooth out my balls. I got naked and smeared it on my scrotum and let them hang off the edge of the chair for several minutes. After about 3 minutes I started to feel a slight burning. I started to wipe the nair off, and sure enough the hair came off. Unfortunately the burning got stronger. The scent of the minty nair was nauseating. It cloyingly filled my nostrils as my scrotum felt it had been dipped into molten brimstone. I writhed in agony on the floor unsure of what to do, my ball sack's skin an angry red. I crawled back to my recliner to watch football and try and take my mind off the searing pain in my scrotum. Fortunately one of my room mate had a bag of frozen corn in the freezer. I rested it across my tender scrotum and watched football, any movement causing another bolt of burning pain to shoot from my scrotum into my lower stomach causing me to wretch. So I sat there prone for hours as the bag of corn melted on my scrotum and warmed to room temperature; the pain on my flesh diminishing with it.

Here you go:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

Good results at first interrogation

Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
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Secret Police, Damascus

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Pics of DrPizza and Perknose as strapping machismo-laden young adults or they're just jelly of our youth.

EDIT: I have never trimmed my pits nor bush, btw. I do pluck anal hairs in the shower, however.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

This gets my vote for the ATOT Gayest Thread of the Month. 😛

 

[Svnla]

I understand about hair on the top of head but what is the purpose (biology speaking) for hair in the armpits, private part, face, and ears? No smart ass reply please.

 

[tboo]

I use this for shaving my genitals. Its the only razor I could find that has a small enough screen so that your ball-sack wont get sucked into it & chopped. It works pretty good & is cheap:

 

[DrPizza]

I agree. I expect girls to be shaven down there, I like a clean workspace, and it'd be hypocritical to not sport the same clean slate myself. Plus hair down there is just uncomfortable and gross.

Even worse, a large segment of our population has started to think that women also should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

Yep, apparently so.

 

[Aikouka]

Once upon a time, manly man looking men, like Sean Connery, were desired by females. Somehow, a large segment of the population has started to think that men should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

I look like goddamn Zangief when I take off my shirt... minus the muscles. 😛

http://images.wikia.com/streetfighter/images/5/55/SFXT-Street-Fighter-X-Tekken-Art-Zangief.jpg

Actually... he's not as hairy. :|

Bird no nest in barren tree...

You know, I thought it was weird that my front chest hair connected with my back hair... now I can feel bad ass like Sean Connery.

It's not so bad being half-German and half-Irish anymore! 😛

 

[RossMAN]

Fortunately one of my room mate had a bag of frozen corn in the freezer. I rested it across my tender scrotum and watched football, any movement causing another bolt of burning pain to shoot from my scrotum into my lower stomach causing me to wretch. So I sat there prone for hours as the bag of corn melted on my scrotum and warmed to room temperature; the pain on my flesh diminishing with it.

Whatever happened to your room mate's bag of frozen corn?