Got rear ended while I was sitting stopped at a stop light. I'd been stopped for almost a minute, guy who hit me never attempted to stop, just plowed into me. Car stopped in front of me, cars to my right--I was in the left lane, had a left turn the next stop light--and nowhere to go. Watched him in my rearview mirror. Nothing I could do. Tore his little LUV up very badly. 1992.
Got hit in the side when the idiot that hit me "didn't see me coming" and pulled right into me. I almost managed to swerve out of the way, just didn't quite make it. I drove home, idiot had to be towed. Damned idiot. 1970.
Turned a car onto its side once, playing in snow and falling into a drainage ditch that was completely covered. That one was my fault, although the car was undamaged. This was back in 1972.