I am an asshole. I hate everbody. I won't talk on the phone. I've talked on the phone probably four times in the last five years, and not for pleasure. I almost ended a deal that could change the rest of my life for the better because I'd have to talk on the phone with some dude. I have no friends. I don't want any friends because then I would have to talk to and do things with them, and I won't because I'm an asshole. The only thing worse than friends is family. You can choose your friends and decide when to stop being friends with them, but you're stuck with whatever family you're born with, and that's that. Also you're obligated to do things for your family whereas with a friend you can say, "Screw you hippie, get your own kidney!"
But I'm not bitter. No, not at all.